I Wrap Myself In Tissues So I Can Be Your Mummy, That Way, Im Closer To Fridge

Chyeah SUP everyone

dont ask about the title...its rather radgy aint it? but it doesnt matter, because my awesome yellow bedsheets pretty much outrank any criticism you could possibly give me lol

Ill start talking about friday, cuz loads has happened

Mighty Righty...k...friday was the day where school was being what school is....absolutely laam... i mean educational, Mr Stokes' lesson was like the most productive damn lesson ive ever had lol

He must of talked about 30 different things in that lesson lol like carp fishing and hair products, or an electrolysis cell (woo, whatever that is) or perhaps other random ass stuff

he is an awesome teacher lol

anyway, being me...the Waz (the guy who makes your pie baby) <---why waz?

i found out that some people were goin cinema that day, and me and reece (and steph lol) wanted to also go cinema that day. So we decided players we iz gnna role with them to the cinema and like watch that film Seven Pounds (although some of us wanted to Sex Drive :) )

. So in the end it was Me,Reece, John, Kam, Sarah, Katie and Chloe who went (crew mate)

the plan was to meet them there, cuz everyone but me reece and john was already in burton

so us 3 made a plan, twas the idea i should sit next to sarah and try and work some magic ( i swear..i dont actually have this magic lol or it just doesnt work like all the time)

but some K to the Amel was sharing his popcorn with her so that cabbaged everything up lol
but chyeah, seven pounds was like sad times, although i didnt quite cry it still made me upset a bit, but tbh, i tend to go all mushy at those films where like a dad is guy is reunited to his misses after a crazy war, or a dad gets his kid back. They are my kryptonite baby!

actually, most decent love films turn my awesome p pods into mushy sludge lol

but yeah, after the film, got out the screen area, and there was Brail And Pipple (Dale and Pip lol) who were also about to go watch the same film we just saw, of course the girls were still with us, so those two saw sarah who was talking to the girls and kam (LOL! if anyone has my sense of humour, they will find that amusing.....just me then?) and pip and dale realised that sarah was there, so then they started askin me all the grizzly dishes lol but yeah, pip was also wearin tights...and a short skirt, which surprised me cuz ive never seen her wear stuff like that

lol there again shes normally wearin school clothes when we walk home (obviously)


(NO KAM LOZ REECE JOHN STEPH OR ANY OTHER BEAN , i was not like ooooo tights or anything...."evils" )

anyway.. so yeah bus home was well...all bussy shall we say

then we all went home and chyea

that was Friday

Saturday, was the day we went to the indian

our damn fine tradition, we do it like every week lol

the normal munch bunch yoghurt busters couldnt be bothered to this time so it was just me reece and john who went (btw everything before we went...well...there was nothing, just boredom lol so im not gnna talk about it ).

I decided to try the Balti Meat Vindaloo, i normally have the chicken, and reece and john had their usual lol (reece is a noob cuz his wasnt chilli lol)

but that day.....our food, was unbelievably spicy compared to the normal headphones you find in your commen asda superstore (great comparison there waz, makes perfect sense lol)

John was like, omg...omgomgomgomgo why the hell is it sooo hot lol

we literally must of drank like 4 jugs of water before we died of aids.....i mean spicyness :)

but cheyah, that was fun times. i decided to get a nice 60p can from next door then pay £2 for a pint of coke at the indian lol, but as i walked in.


My Chavadar went off (faggits!!!! argh!!!)

anyway, i was wearin my trillby (being badass lol) and asked the guy at the counter for a coke, and all i heard were the chavs (which btw if u read my previous posts you'll see how badly i stereotype this nobs) mocking me on what i was wearing

of course, i liked what i was wearing, which was more then i could say for the fat girl chavas with the slag haloween wannabe costume on lol and the two chavos (male chavs) wearing the usual laggy trousers (tracky bottoms) the badman hat, jacket and trainers and i think they had their socks tucked in too lol

anyway, i ignored them. But yeah, there all faggits and just for you kam and loz like i said, these stereotypes are usually always right, and theres a prime example

ANYWAY, went home..chilled tv, and tht was it, next day

wait...not next day lol i mean today

today well

i had snowboard instructing from 10 till 5...man thts long lol, but yeah it was me and Marc (or is it Mark) and we had a big group to teach, but whaddya no there were two tetley teabags called Josh And Ben who were there lol

they go pingle, in my 6th form

anyway, i instantly decided i might aswell teach them the most seemin as i knew them the best ( i no i shouldnt of, but everyone else was happy with it and Marc taught the others)

so yeah, i taught these pair , who literally sucked like stains from a dog on the bottom of your shoe (yey) to make em the sorta of guys you would trust with your daughter (well..if she was on a cliff in danger of course...not if she was naked at prom or anything silly and fantasia like that.....obviously


btw before i carry on, i must point out that my room light is being a faggit and is rapidly flashing for no reason at all lol, but i cant be bothered to get up and try to stop it, it keeps doing it and stopping...ahhh! its like a rave in here lol


anyway back to the story, so yeah teaching those two, which was fun for me, humiliating for them lol

and ive realised they were pretty much my bitches for the day :D
and the fact I...ME! was their teacher, like im gnna let that go :)

then after snowboarding i went to meet a friend of mine, now then

this person likes me, like alot (not saying any names :) ) but theirs a problem which she already knows about so i wont say it here, thought id meet her tho cuz id prefer to be a decent person here lol , but anyway, went out with her like all day after that and it was a pretty ravey mcdavy time, we went up skate park, chilled there (literally cuz it was FREEZZZING!) and we must of talked about 23145 different stories we each had , i mean there was like....absolutely loads lol, we then started to wander around the place, like to ski center where we sat and warmed up whilst watching 3 girls (who i originally thought were men) try and ski, that lasted for like 30 mins

funniest thing tho was watching on the girl skiers when she kept going down the slope fast for different reasons like a race and stuff..and then she was like "omg a bank im gnna be cool" and whilst the other people stopped before hitting the grass bank she decided to find out what happened if she went and belly flopped the damn thing lol it was like a power ranger style faceplant (how would a power ranger faceplant i wonder?), she did it twice aswell lol

but yeah, me and this person then went back up skate park and stayed there with another collection of happy time stories lol till about 9ish. I then walked her home and said me byes when we got to her house, which i popped my head through the window to see if her mum and dad were in, but they wernt lol.

It was a really good day and i found out loads about her, such as she has and awesome song from the script which i then robbed from her phone :) (thnks btw for that)

and now here i am sitting on my bed unbelieveably tired (and the light is stil flashing)

talking to Stephly Turqoise Turtle about many things involving how she eats yoghurts extremyl slowly, i could honestly grow a santa beard if i wanted to with the amount of time it takes lol

and yeah, thats been my past 3 days :)

woo

oh and steph of the names you could have for your characters, well, heres some of the waz kind lol

the men like have somit coolio stlye like Orthello or Jason Hackly lol dont ask

if theres a girl

she has to be called Rose...seriously, cuz Rose is a badass girls name :) me thinks

but yeah, oh before i go, i got the answer back from sarah about the you no what, im just gnna say i got a bad unwanted reply ...i wasnt oh so cheery about it really...bad times, but im not giving up, i should find it easier to talk to her now, i hope...but anyhow, my little girl cousin has just woken up and is crying so im gnna go now and take her downstairs to her mum

cya later Frog Chips