I Would Buy You the World Girl......if i had my wallet with me

God man kinder bueno's are sooo nice aint they ?

i just had like....2 ....good times
but i also like just before brushed my teeth, which i swear meant crap all cuz i ate the choco's

but cheyah, oh , heres a random mofo story for all your candy pop asses (candy pop...what??????!)

on holiday, in the gayest land of all-which ill explain why its so gay in a minute- in which i stayed for 2 months (two bloody months omg!). I tended to get super super super catch the friggin pigeon dammit bored

So...what do ya do when ya bored?
i dunno?
bursh your teeth? me haps?

lol yeah, that was like , my pastime over there because of how bored you would get ^_^, not exactly the most productive thign i coulda done i know, but at least my gnashers were sparkling bodazllers


seriously man, what is with the words. half of em dont even exist...what the hell's a bodazller?

oh yeah, this place, was Bahrain (oh god puke)
i can not STAND that place, its vile, and wayyyyyyyyy tooooo hot

i mean literally you had to have air con on allll the damn flippin time lol, every house we went too ( we tend to go like loads of peoples houses) had air con on, what the hell?

you couldnt even go out in the daytime cuz it was that hot, and at night, it was really like humidly hot, which is horrible; unless you get your radgerness into one of the awesome malls there.

they were the only good things
oh, and the food...my god the food, someone buy me a kfc so i can stab it in the face which actually is probably in the nuggets to be honest.

what else can i dwoddle about?
oh yeah, ski center on friday, there having an event in which theres a HUGGEEE!! ass airbag at the bottom of the main slope, and a big ass jolly ramp infront of it (get the picture?)

so i should most likely be going to that, which is gnna be awesome, im gonna do some weird ass tricks.. like taking my board off mid air and throwing it lol
or the might triple frontflip (doubt i could even do one)


coolest thing i ever saw was on a ramp and rails night, where a girl who was like 13. went on this box thing (its literally just a flat small box made of the same stuff as the slope, must of been only a foot high)

now everyone else would just jump on it and go off, that was it

she..ohhh noo..

she HAD to be cool

hardcore baby

she went down the slope.....in style

(a complete noob btw)

heres comes the box

shes like "ARGH UR GNNA DIE CLOWN" (but theres no clowns there..how peculiar?)

then shes about to hit the box...and forgets one major...important...absolutely essential

bloody vital point

.......she didnt jump lol

so she just went straight into the side of the box and flipped over

but this is just how hardcore and awesome it can possibly get
when she flipped, her head (wearin a helmet course) hit the box, no hands touched it
and then she flipped all the way over back to her feet as she came off the box

like literally just did a frontflip using only her head and tripping up

wtf

WHATT THE F*"**$*$*""*$!!! ¬_¬

lol how awesome is that

everyone there, spesh the guy who was helping her to do it, was like, laughing our virginities away (hahah )
it was amazing


so yeah, theres another story for ya

did you know that i am sooo badass like a creme egg melted onto cornflakes (that would be well good)

that i take my rabbit on walks lol

it has its own leesh, chyeahh baby!

anyway. its a bit of a radger lol and licks your face and hands cuz its cool

but omg, is he comfy or what, ive slept next to it before on a table, and like, it lay right next to my head
i wish my body was furry like that (omg...joke...that would be odd, but yet, comfy at the same time)

oh heres another thing which beguiles me
now i dont do it, dont know if anyone has

but if you repeatedly condition and shampoo a beard...will it go soft?

lol retarded i know, and NO LAWRENCE I DONT WANT a lecture please, lawrnce has a habit of giving you a lecture when you dont want one

jsut a yes or no answer really

and pip said she liked what i was wearing today....and my hair :)
which again, was nice of her to say

but anyhows

urrm, what else
oh yeah, on the way home with pip, we pass this like sweet shop, and it looks really old fashioned

which makes it awesome, i looked throught the window and it sells all those radgy little sweets like humbugs and stuff

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE NAME HUMBUG lol

?-) <------its a guy with a really big eye ....the thing on the left, not the humbug lol

i also seem to have this random Fair Trade poster on my bedroom wall, which i sooooo robbed from an assembly at school...well...ok the guy said we cold take some, so of course i went for the cool one with the guys in cowbow hats :D

i think steph should dye her hair brown...would look nice

i just told her this


urrm waht else...argh

guess where i am going in 9 days...omgomgomgomgomgo!!1

.....well

guess then lol


NEW YORK!!

yeahhhhhhh bammm!!

i cannot wait, its gnna rule!

im just looking forward mainly to the whole "hey man, what can i get you" <---american geezer


...waz " oh yes splendid, ill have to dashing coffes for me and my companion, and methinks it would be best if that was accompanied with a nice beagul of your finest selection chap"


lol, i have to put on a full on (rhyme) english accent....just to be cool


of course if someone absolutle minter lindors come along
its gnna be more like

"omg..im here for 3 more days.....WHOAAAAAA!!!"
the whoa will be as they walk by lol


and im gnna buy sooooo many clothes

two people want me to get em things

a I LOVE NY tee, and a keyring


so i said..ok..but ill get loads for myself in many colours

and a bear keyring which is like yey big (which is like...very big)

why do i keep leaving spaces after every sentence...what a bafoon
i bought this really cool shiny red folder for school

a bloody fiver....but tis mintage, and actually makes doing homework quite enjoyable i must say

i get satisfaction when i tear the page out of the paper book, and then slot it into its folder :)

pleeeasing i must say

since i got home, i've been singing random ass songs, which are totally made up

but when i do that, there more like
real songs...all mixed up into one sort of tune
then all the words mixed up to give a new set of words

...faaareeeaaakkkyyy

i think perhaps i should fill in my provisional license form...cuz i can.


but if i do, then i can drive around in the car with my bro :D

which will be awesome lol

...theres a sock, just the one, next to my desk....cupboard thing...why are you there sock?!

anyway, ive babbled quite some, so uve worn me out, im gnna leave you ravers and pretty much not move from this seat, instead just read stephs blog and be like lol...lame. :) (im joking steph, your blogs are....perculiar shall we say)

I know i have loads more stories to tell

oh heres a quicken

in biology last year, i was sitting on a stool with my legs crossed

btu i didnt move em till the end of the lesson, by which time they went numb

so i got up...and like, quickly too

...

.......
........
...........then fell to the floor lol

i couldnt support myself till i could feel my legs again


so theres a lesson kids, if you get pins and needles, DO NOT get off your chair..or you will fall

and it will not be pleasent :)


ok, yeah, noting more now
i hope you radgers actually do read this stuff, otherwise, who the hell am i typing it for? lol


my eyes are all sleepy tired lol

oh yeah

bye eeeeeeeee McDuff!

i love pride and perjudice, think its mint...dont you?


farewells bearded people...dont forget to lotion your masculinity lol (not the beard)