Why Must The Raindrops Never Float My Boat...Just Because ITS NOT THERE, It Should Still Float...I Hate You Moses' Magical Stick!

This weekend, is going to be one of those weekends, where you think

Damn

never should of left the bear at home, he would of enjoyed this (i feel bullied)

anyway, today, went to my lammme Duke Of Edinborough Training sesh, which was unbelieveable....interestingly useful but at the same time DREADFULLY boring

althought the guy we had, sooooo totally looked like Ned Flanders <----yeahh man

which was like...the motivational speech BOshakbadman Obama gave....his inoguration was pretty damn awesome


...i wish i had a crowd like that...every day i came to school lol

that...would be good "cool shades are on!"

anyway, so yeah, my weekend baby!
Tomoro, i have a party to go to (Katies)
which lawrence repeatedly states is actually just a Social Gathering lol, but we all know it isnt, cuz we'll arrive and for some unknown perculiar quite extraordinarily out of the norm reason.....everyone...will be naked :)

So that day will be awesome, then the next day, oh wait no crap, in the mornin of that day cuz the party is in the night
Im going snowboarding at the snowdome with Steve and Ben...ben ow's me bigtime for this cuz i dont honestly have no reason to go, cuz its not ramp and rails, just simply the small slope with nothing on...which sucks

but i thought id go and pay £27 of my special dollar hollars just so i can help ben out (cuz im a badass snowboarder lol ), seemin as he's going Italy in like a month


So i thought that was rather...nice of me (well I THINK so anyway)

then on sunday...what am i doing then, oh yeah, im going gym in burton to JJB seeming as its free...and i wouldnt mind getting all HOWAH! for a while

what else...oh yeah...lawrence has a party too on saturday in the coming week, which is also going to be AWESOME beacuse Kay is not there......and so its the house just to him...and women

i must yey..im sorry, but i must


yey!
AND THEN

THE DAY AFTER...OMG

NEW YORK I CANNOT WAIT SOMEONE LICK ME

dont lick me, i doubt id appreciate it lol


today, my friend walked into my toilet and was like "OMG...WAZ...YOUR TOILET HAS CHANGED!?"

it was lawrence, lol

and he goes wow it has ana awesome shower.


so i locked him into the cubicle

and turned on the steam room...he was still dressed...of course

me and reece...we lol'd, as loz slowly got sweaty...then he started undressing (cuz he's a radger )
bad times, we let him out because it is somethign to see a sweaty guy, but when hes half naked

that...is different lol

John was getting all excited about it...even though he wasnt there :D

anyway players who are always stealing my ho's...how dare you!
im going now, cuz ive got guests to entertain :)

laters everyone...and remember, dont drink when going wild bear hunting...they may smell the alchohol

and slap the black off your ass!