This weekend, is going to be one of those weekends, where you think
Damn
never should of left the bear at home, he would of enjoyed this (i feel bullied)
anyway, today, went to my lammme Duke Of Edinborough Training sesh, which was unbelieveable....interestingly useful but at the same time DREADFULLY boring
althought the guy we had, sooooo totally looked like Ned Flanders <----yeahh man
which was like...the motivational speech BOshakbadman Obama gave....his inoguration was pretty damn awesome
...i wish i had a crowd like that...every day i came to school lol
that...would be good "cool shades are on!"
anyway, so yeah, my weekend baby!
Tomoro, i have a party to go to (Katies)
which lawrence repeatedly states is actually just a Social Gathering lol, but we all know it isnt, cuz we'll arrive and for some unknown perculiar quite extraordinarily out of the norm reason.....everyone...will be naked :)
So that day will be awesome, then the next day, oh wait no crap, in the mornin of that day cuz the party is in the night
Im going snowboarding at the snowdome with Steve and Ben...ben ow's me bigtime for this cuz i dont honestly have no reason to go, cuz its not ramp and rails, just simply the small slope with nothing on...which sucks
but i thought id go and pay £27 of my special dollar hollars just so i can help ben out (cuz im a badass snowboarder lol ), seemin as he's going Italy in like a month
So i thought that was rather...nice of me (well I THINK so anyway)
then on sunday...what am i doing then, oh yeah, im going gym in burton to JJB seeming as its free...and i wouldnt mind getting all HOWAH! for a while
what else...oh yeah...lawrence has a party too on saturday in the coming week, which is also going to be AWESOME beacuse Kay is not there......and so its the house just to him...and women
i must yey..im sorry, but i must
yey!
AND THEN
THE DAY AFTER...OMG
NEW YORK I CANNOT WAIT SOMEONE LICK ME
dont lick me, i doubt id appreciate it lol
today, my friend walked into my toilet and was like "OMG...WAZ...YOUR TOILET HAS CHANGED!?"
it was lawrence, lol
and he goes wow it has ana awesome shower.
so i locked him into the cubicle
and turned on the steam room...he was still dressed...of course
me and reece...we lol'd, as loz slowly got sweaty...then he started undressing (cuz he's a radger )
bad times, we let him out because it is somethign to see a sweaty guy, but when hes half naked
that...is different lol
John was getting all excited about it...even though he wasnt there :D
anyway players who are always stealing my ho's...how dare you!
im going now, cuz ive got guests to entertain :)
laters everyone...and remember, dont drink when going wild bear hunting...they may smell the alchohol
and slap the black off your ass!
Friday, 23 January 2009
Wednesday, 21 January 2009
I Want You To Go Right Up Close, Look Into Her Eyes, And Tell Her....Just How Much You...Hate Her
okokok, i just like finished that uber long post
but i have to say some more angry stuff now
i just read some random guys blog who literally puts women into the sadistic perspective that i have always had and now realised to be true
ok
now then, in our lovely world of complete and utter contrary to the fictatious garbage that is ...the movies
we have women, now, in your good ol' movie the guy is usually, dashing, smart, streetwise, father type, gentlemen who is pretty much your absolute dream guy nice guy sorta thing
you would think, that girls "dig" this kinda guy, that they like him, they want him and they bloody hell adore him...i mean, it IS this kidna guy who usually gets the "awwwwww"'s, but if you ever watch, never the "oooooo"'s
Which then brings me to another point, you also get the guys, who are pricks...absolute dickswabbers, who literally bully everyone, pick on everyone (same thing i know), spit, piss, and f*** wherever they please, with whomever they please. These guys literally dont give a shit about you, they humiliate you infront of others, they abuse you to "show off" and they pretty much use you for one thing only; you know what.
You'd think to yourself, im asking if your a girl, that you would go for the first guy, the nice guy, the guy, who would make any women the happiest in the lifetime....or would you?
I know this sounds really similiar to the other guys blog (steph you know who), but i completly understand his point so just make sure you know these are my words here.
Almost every girl i have ever met, every single damned one of em, has never gone for the first guy (ok...maybe like 1 out of 100) they all say "ohhh i want my guy, to be charming to me", then they go and end up having a threesome with a drunken high school dropout...what the hell is wrong with the world?
I mean ive seen this breed of monotone guy, who has only one goal in life
His misses, believes and keeps fluctuating through her mind that he is decent and will provide her with care and love which all men should bestow upon their women. but does he? you could say yes, you could say he treats her right.....when he's there that is
I've witnessed on countless occasions the texts being recieved only to get a vocal reply of "oh its that f****** bitch texting me again"
Or the good old "yeah i love my girlfriend" whilst he sits caressing a drunken girl in a party
...great guy....i must say
yet why does she stay with him? why on earth would any human want to encumber her being with such a devastingly provocative man.
Some say its the whole, sense of adventure one gets from the guys aura...sense of adventure? where...to your bed?
you might aswell have a overlysized for sale sign hinged onto your shoulder with the small print stating "buy me a drink and im yours you arsehole!" cuz i mean you cant deny it, you've all done it, gone with the guy who you know is no good for you, yet you still ponder on the brink of a pathetic excuse of an idea that he may just bring some miniscule amount of unneeded municiple joy
I know i may seem a little mellowdramatic here, but hey, truth is truth does is it not?
before i carry on completly belittling the entire female race (my bad), i have to point out that not every girl is like this excuse of a women, some realised they do it and try to stop, others dont do it at all (woo go you!!!!) some respect this idea, yet still pursue it just for the temporary happiness it may bring. Im not having a go at any of you, i want you to understand this, i am despising those who go out in their short skirts to the nearest pub and get completly drunk so to shag the nearest guy next to them.argh! i cant stand them!
anyway..happy face :) (im actually quite hapyp whilst doing this...why am i doing this anyway..hmm)
so yeah, from all this experience ive gotten, guys, dont be nice, dont be a gentlemen, dont try and buy ur hope to be girl flowers and write her a song, then go on stage at a stadium and sing it out loud, consuming yourself with utter embarasment, cuz she wont give a damn, shes probably going to pay more attention if you had a nice warm shit in her dress then wore it claiming it could do with a wash. (that would be funny...of course..id rather someone else do it, not me :) )
but instead, be a jockey stlye jerk, dont buy her flowers, buy her some cd's full of porn, that'll excite her plenty, then why write a meaningful song, when you can give her that mixtape your once past actually decent girlfriend made you, and then everytime her voice is heard, just cough loudly, yeah, that'l do the trick to bed this one. Best of all, go out with your mates, hell, take her with you, then ditch her in the corner and go make otu with the bare dressed, makeup bathed slut at the bar, dont worry, she wont mind, she still loves you you arsehole
but hey, what can we do, it's the world we live in, your Twilight guy doesn't exist here, your Mr Darcy isn't waiting round the corner for the traditional bump into one another, where the books fall and you indulge your body maadddly with love spontanously.
All we can do, is hope that that 1% dont ever leave, that they dont ever change, and that they find us, somehow, somewhere, because heck i dont wanan be around when its a 100% slag society outhere ^_^
before i go (god this was one quite vividly aggresive post wernt it, sorry ), i have to say that its not just women, cuz there are guys too, this is for those 1% of girls out there who are the decent ones, i truly respect your kind, who try and bestow happiness onto their loved ones, but never get anything back.
Its not just 99% women fags, its also 99% men fags
....great world or what hey? you've even got guys like me bitching about them...man....talk about community or what
anyway
should that other guy ever read this, i hope he agrees with me lol, cuz i totally agree with what he said (sorry about the Mr Darcy, i think i may of robbed him from you)
cya later aligator (in a while crocodile ) <----weyhey
but i have to say some more angry stuff now
i just read some random guys blog who literally puts women into the sadistic perspective that i have always had and now realised to be true
ok
now then, in our lovely world of complete and utter contrary to the fictatious garbage that is ...the movies
we have women, now, in your good ol' movie the guy is usually, dashing, smart, streetwise, father type, gentlemen who is pretty much your absolute dream guy nice guy sorta thing
you would think, that girls "dig" this kinda guy, that they like him, they want him and they bloody hell adore him...i mean, it IS this kidna guy who usually gets the "awwwwww"'s, but if you ever watch, never the "oooooo"'s
Which then brings me to another point, you also get the guys, who are pricks...absolute dickswabbers, who literally bully everyone, pick on everyone (same thing i know), spit, piss, and f*** wherever they please, with whomever they please. These guys literally dont give a shit about you, they humiliate you infront of others, they abuse you to "show off" and they pretty much use you for one thing only; you know what.
You'd think to yourself, im asking if your a girl, that you would go for the first guy, the nice guy, the guy, who would make any women the happiest in the lifetime....or would you?
I know this sounds really similiar to the other guys blog (steph you know who), but i completly understand his point so just make sure you know these are my words here.
Almost every girl i have ever met, every single damned one of em, has never gone for the first guy (ok...maybe like 1 out of 100) they all say "ohhh i want my guy, to be charming to me", then they go and end up having a threesome with a drunken high school dropout...what the hell is wrong with the world?
I mean ive seen this breed of monotone guy, who has only one goal in life
His misses, believes and keeps fluctuating through her mind that he is decent and will provide her with care and love which all men should bestow upon their women. but does he? you could say yes, you could say he treats her right.....when he's there that is
I've witnessed on countless occasions the texts being recieved only to get a vocal reply of "oh its that f****** bitch texting me again"
Or the good old "yeah i love my girlfriend" whilst he sits caressing a drunken girl in a party
...great guy....i must say
yet why does she stay with him? why on earth would any human want to encumber her being with such a devastingly provocative man.
Some say its the whole, sense of adventure one gets from the guys aura...sense of adventure? where...to your bed?
you might aswell have a overlysized for sale sign hinged onto your shoulder with the small print stating "buy me a drink and im yours you arsehole!" cuz i mean you cant deny it, you've all done it, gone with the guy who you know is no good for you, yet you still ponder on the brink of a pathetic excuse of an idea that he may just bring some miniscule amount of unneeded municiple joy
I know i may seem a little mellowdramatic here, but hey, truth is truth does is it not?
before i carry on completly belittling the entire female race (my bad), i have to point out that not every girl is like this excuse of a women, some realised they do it and try to stop, others dont do it at all (woo go you!!!!) some respect this idea, yet still pursue it just for the temporary happiness it may bring. Im not having a go at any of you, i want you to understand this, i am despising those who go out in their short skirts to the nearest pub and get completly drunk so to shag the nearest guy next to them.argh! i cant stand them!
anyway..happy face :) (im actually quite hapyp whilst doing this...why am i doing this anyway..hmm)
so yeah, from all this experience ive gotten, guys, dont be nice, dont be a gentlemen, dont try and buy ur hope to be girl flowers and write her a song, then go on stage at a stadium and sing it out loud, consuming yourself with utter embarasment, cuz she wont give a damn, shes probably going to pay more attention if you had a nice warm shit in her dress then wore it claiming it could do with a wash. (that would be funny...of course..id rather someone else do it, not me :) )
but instead, be a jockey stlye jerk, dont buy her flowers, buy her some cd's full of porn, that'll excite her plenty, then why write a meaningful song, when you can give her that mixtape your once past actually decent girlfriend made you, and then everytime her voice is heard, just cough loudly, yeah, that'l do the trick to bed this one. Best of all, go out with your mates, hell, take her with you, then ditch her in the corner and go make otu with the bare dressed, makeup bathed slut at the bar, dont worry, she wont mind, she still loves you you arsehole
but hey, what can we do, it's the world we live in, your Twilight guy doesn't exist here, your Mr Darcy isn't waiting round the corner for the traditional bump into one another, where the books fall and you indulge your body maadddly with love spontanously.
All we can do, is hope that that 1% dont ever leave, that they dont ever change, and that they find us, somehow, somewhere, because heck i dont wanan be around when its a 100% slag society outhere ^_^
before i go (god this was one quite vividly aggresive post wernt it, sorry ), i have to say that its not just women, cuz there are guys too, this is for those 1% of girls out there who are the decent ones, i truly respect your kind, who try and bestow happiness onto their loved ones, but never get anything back.
Its not just 99% women fags, its also 99% men fags
....great world or what hey? you've even got guys like me bitching about them...man....talk about community or what
anyway
should that other guy ever read this, i hope he agrees with me lol, cuz i totally agree with what he said (sorry about the Mr Darcy, i think i may of robbed him from you)
cya later aligator (in a while crocodile ) <----weyhey
I Would Buy You the World Girl......if i had my wallet with me
God man kinder bueno's are sooo nice aint they ?
i just had like....2 ....good times
but i also like just before brushed my teeth, which i swear meant crap all cuz i ate the choco's
but cheyah, oh , heres a random mofo story for all your candy pop asses (candy pop...what??????!)
on holiday, in the gayest land of all-which ill explain why its so gay in a minute- in which i stayed for 2 months (two bloody months omg!). I tended to get super super super catch the friggin pigeon dammit bored
So...what do ya do when ya bored?
i dunno?
bursh your teeth? me haps?
lol yeah, that was like , my pastime over there because of how bored you would get ^_^, not exactly the most productive thign i coulda done i know, but at least my gnashers were sparkling bodazllers
seriously man, what is with the words. half of em dont even exist...what the hell's a bodazller?
oh yeah, this place, was Bahrain (oh god puke)
i can not STAND that place, its vile, and wayyyyyyyyy tooooo hot
i mean literally you had to have air con on allll the damn flippin time lol, every house we went too ( we tend to go like loads of peoples houses) had air con on, what the hell?
you couldnt even go out in the daytime cuz it was that hot, and at night, it was really like humidly hot, which is horrible; unless you get your radgerness into one of the awesome malls there.
they were the only good things
oh, and the food...my god the food, someone buy me a kfc so i can stab it in the face which actually is probably in the nuggets to be honest.
what else can i dwoddle about?
oh yeah, ski center on friday, there having an event in which theres a HUGGEEE!! ass airbag at the bottom of the main slope, and a big ass jolly ramp infront of it (get the picture?)
so i should most likely be going to that, which is gnna be awesome, im gonna do some weird ass tricks.. like taking my board off mid air and throwing it lol
or the might triple frontflip (doubt i could even do one)
coolest thing i ever saw was on a ramp and rails night, where a girl who was like 13. went on this box thing (its literally just a flat small box made of the same stuff as the slope, must of been only a foot high)
now everyone else would just jump on it and go off, that was it
she..ohhh noo..
she HAD to be cool
hardcore baby
she went down the slope.....in style
(a complete noob btw)
heres comes the box
shes like "ARGH UR GNNA DIE CLOWN" (but theres no clowns there..how peculiar?)
then shes about to hit the box...and forgets one major...important...absolutely essential
bloody vital point
.......she didnt jump lol
so she just went straight into the side of the box and flipped over
but this is just how hardcore and awesome it can possibly get
when she flipped, her head (wearin a helmet course) hit the box, no hands touched it
and then she flipped all the way over back to her feet as she came off the box
like literally just did a frontflip using only her head and tripping up
wtf
WHATT THE F*"**$*$*""*$!!! ¬_¬
lol how awesome is that
everyone there, spesh the guy who was helping her to do it, was like, laughing our virginities away (hahah )
it was amazing
so yeah, theres another story for ya
did you know that i am sooo badass like a creme egg melted onto cornflakes (that would be well good)
that i take my rabbit on walks lol
it has its own leesh, chyeahh baby!
anyway. its a bit of a radger lol and licks your face and hands cuz its cool
but omg, is he comfy or what, ive slept next to it before on a table, and like, it lay right next to my head
i wish my body was furry like that (omg...joke...that would be odd, but yet, comfy at the same time)
oh heres another thing which beguiles me
now i dont do it, dont know if anyone has
but if you repeatedly condition and shampoo a beard...will it go soft?
lol retarded i know, and NO LAWRENCE I DONT WANT a lecture please, lawrnce has a habit of giving you a lecture when you dont want one
jsut a yes or no answer really
and pip said she liked what i was wearing today....and my hair :)
which again, was nice of her to say
but anyhows
urrm, what else
oh yeah, on the way home with pip, we pass this like sweet shop, and it looks really old fashioned
which makes it awesome, i looked throught the window and it sells all those radgy little sweets like humbugs and stuff
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE NAME HUMBUG lol
?-) <------its a guy with a really big eye ....the thing on the left, not the humbug lol
i also seem to have this random Fair Trade poster on my bedroom wall, which i sooooo robbed from an assembly at school...well...ok the guy said we cold take some, so of course i went for the cool one with the guys in cowbow hats :D
i think steph should dye her hair brown...would look nice
i just told her this
urrm waht else...argh
guess where i am going in 9 days...omgomgomgomgomgo!!1
.....well
guess then lol
NEW YORK!!
yeahhhhhhh bammm!!
i cannot wait, its gnna rule!
im just looking forward mainly to the whole "hey man, what can i get you" <---american geezer
...waz " oh yes splendid, ill have to dashing coffes for me and my companion, and methinks it would be best if that was accompanied with a nice beagul of your finest selection chap"
lol, i have to put on a full on (rhyme) english accent....just to be cool
of course if someone absolutle minter lindors come along
its gnna be more like
"omg..im here for 3 more days.....WHOAAAAAA!!!"
the whoa will be as they walk by lol
and im gnna buy sooooo many clothes
two people want me to get em things
a I LOVE NY tee, and a keyring
so i said..ok..but ill get loads for myself in many colours
and a bear keyring which is like yey big (which is like...very big)
why do i keep leaving spaces after every sentence...what a bafoon
i bought this really cool shiny red folder for school
a bloody fiver....but tis mintage, and actually makes doing homework quite enjoyable i must say
i get satisfaction when i tear the page out of the paper book, and then slot it into its folder :)
pleeeasing i must say
since i got home, i've been singing random ass songs, which are totally made up
but when i do that, there more like
real songs...all mixed up into one sort of tune
then all the words mixed up to give a new set of words
...faaareeeaaakkkyyy
i think perhaps i should fill in my provisional license form...cuz i can.
but if i do, then i can drive around in the car with my bro :D
which will be awesome lol
...theres a sock, just the one, next to my desk....cupboard thing...why are you there sock?!
anyway, ive babbled quite some, so uve worn me out, im gnna leave you ravers and pretty much not move from this seat, instead just read stephs blog and be like lol...lame. :) (im joking steph, your blogs are....perculiar shall we say)
I know i have loads more stories to tell
oh heres a quicken
in biology last year, i was sitting on a stool with my legs crossed
btu i didnt move em till the end of the lesson, by which time they went numb
so i got up...and like, quickly too
...
.......
........
...........then fell to the floor lol
i couldnt support myself till i could feel my legs again
so theres a lesson kids, if you get pins and needles, DO NOT get off your chair..or you will fall
and it will not be pleasent :)
ok, yeah, noting more now
i hope you radgers actually do read this stuff, otherwise, who the hell am i typing it for? lol
my eyes are all sleepy tired lol
oh yeah
bye eeeeeeeee McDuff!
i love pride and perjudice, think its mint...dont you?
farewells bearded people...dont forget to lotion your masculinity lol (not the beard)
i just had like....2 ....good times
but i also like just before brushed my teeth, which i swear meant crap all cuz i ate the choco's
but cheyah, oh , heres a random mofo story for all your candy pop asses (candy pop...what??????!)
on holiday, in the gayest land of all-which ill explain why its so gay in a minute- in which i stayed for 2 months (two bloody months omg!). I tended to get super super super catch the friggin pigeon dammit bored
So...what do ya do when ya bored?
i dunno?
bursh your teeth? me haps?
lol yeah, that was like , my pastime over there because of how bored you would get ^_^, not exactly the most productive thign i coulda done i know, but at least my gnashers were sparkling bodazllers
seriously man, what is with the words. half of em dont even exist...what the hell's a bodazller?
oh yeah, this place, was Bahrain (oh god puke)
i can not STAND that place, its vile, and wayyyyyyyyy tooooo hot
i mean literally you had to have air con on allll the damn flippin time lol, every house we went too ( we tend to go like loads of peoples houses) had air con on, what the hell?
you couldnt even go out in the daytime cuz it was that hot, and at night, it was really like humidly hot, which is horrible; unless you get your radgerness into one of the awesome malls there.
they were the only good things
oh, and the food...my god the food, someone buy me a kfc so i can stab it in the face which actually is probably in the nuggets to be honest.
what else can i dwoddle about?
oh yeah, ski center on friday, there having an event in which theres a HUGGEEE!! ass airbag at the bottom of the main slope, and a big ass jolly ramp infront of it (get the picture?)
so i should most likely be going to that, which is gnna be awesome, im gonna do some weird ass tricks.. like taking my board off mid air and throwing it lol
or the might triple frontflip (doubt i could even do one)
coolest thing i ever saw was on a ramp and rails night, where a girl who was like 13. went on this box thing (its literally just a flat small box made of the same stuff as the slope, must of been only a foot high)
now everyone else would just jump on it and go off, that was it
she..ohhh noo..
she HAD to be cool
hardcore baby
she went down the slope.....in style
(a complete noob btw)
heres comes the box
shes like "ARGH UR GNNA DIE CLOWN" (but theres no clowns there..how peculiar?)
then shes about to hit the box...and forgets one major...important...absolutely essential
bloody vital point
.......she didnt jump lol
so she just went straight into the side of the box and flipped over
but this is just how hardcore and awesome it can possibly get
when she flipped, her head (wearin a helmet course) hit the box, no hands touched it
and then she flipped all the way over back to her feet as she came off the box
like literally just did a frontflip using only her head and tripping up
wtf
WHATT THE F*"**$*$*""*$!!! ¬_¬
lol how awesome is that
everyone there, spesh the guy who was helping her to do it, was like, laughing our virginities away (hahah )
it was amazing
so yeah, theres another story for ya
did you know that i am sooo badass like a creme egg melted onto cornflakes (that would be well good)
that i take my rabbit on walks lol
it has its own leesh, chyeahh baby!
anyway. its a bit of a radger lol and licks your face and hands cuz its cool
but omg, is he comfy or what, ive slept next to it before on a table, and like, it lay right next to my head
i wish my body was furry like that (omg...joke...that would be odd, but yet, comfy at the same time)
oh heres another thing which beguiles me
now i dont do it, dont know if anyone has
but if you repeatedly condition and shampoo a beard...will it go soft?
lol retarded i know, and NO LAWRENCE I DONT WANT a lecture please, lawrnce has a habit of giving you a lecture when you dont want one
jsut a yes or no answer really
and pip said she liked what i was wearing today....and my hair :)
which again, was nice of her to say
but anyhows
urrm, what else
oh yeah, on the way home with pip, we pass this like sweet shop, and it looks really old fashioned
which makes it awesome, i looked throught the window and it sells all those radgy little sweets like humbugs and stuff
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE NAME HUMBUG lol
?-) <------its a guy with a really big eye ....the thing on the left, not the humbug lol
i also seem to have this random Fair Trade poster on my bedroom wall, which i sooooo robbed from an assembly at school...well...ok the guy said we cold take some, so of course i went for the cool one with the guys in cowbow hats :D
i think steph should dye her hair brown...would look nice
i just told her this
urrm waht else...argh
guess where i am going in 9 days...omgomgomgomgomgo!!1
.....well
guess then lol
NEW YORK!!
yeahhhhhhh bammm!!
i cannot wait, its gnna rule!
im just looking forward mainly to the whole "hey man, what can i get you" <---american geezer
...waz " oh yes splendid, ill have to dashing coffes for me and my companion, and methinks it would be best if that was accompanied with a nice beagul of your finest selection chap"
lol, i have to put on a full on (rhyme) english accent....just to be cool
of course if someone absolutle minter lindors come along
its gnna be more like
"omg..im here for 3 more days.....WHOAAAAAA!!!"
the whoa will be as they walk by lol
and im gnna buy sooooo many clothes
two people want me to get em things
a I LOVE NY tee, and a keyring
so i said..ok..but ill get loads for myself in many colours
and a bear keyring which is like yey big (which is like...very big)
why do i keep leaving spaces after every sentence...what a bafoon
i bought this really cool shiny red folder for school
a bloody fiver....but tis mintage, and actually makes doing homework quite enjoyable i must say
i get satisfaction when i tear the page out of the paper book, and then slot it into its folder :)
pleeeasing i must say
since i got home, i've been singing random ass songs, which are totally made up
but when i do that, there more like
real songs...all mixed up into one sort of tune
then all the words mixed up to give a new set of words
...faaareeeaaakkkyyy
i think perhaps i should fill in my provisional license form...cuz i can.
but if i do, then i can drive around in the car with my bro :D
which will be awesome lol
...theres a sock, just the one, next to my desk....cupboard thing...why are you there sock?!
anyway, ive babbled quite some, so uve worn me out, im gnna leave you ravers and pretty much not move from this seat, instead just read stephs blog and be like lol...lame. :) (im joking steph, your blogs are....perculiar shall we say)
I know i have loads more stories to tell
oh heres a quicken
in biology last year, i was sitting on a stool with my legs crossed
btu i didnt move em till the end of the lesson, by which time they went numb
so i got up...and like, quickly too
...
.......
........
...........then fell to the floor lol
i couldnt support myself till i could feel my legs again
so theres a lesson kids, if you get pins and needles, DO NOT get off your chair..or you will fall
and it will not be pleasent :)
ok, yeah, noting more now
i hope you radgers actually do read this stuff, otherwise, who the hell am i typing it for? lol
my eyes are all sleepy tired lol
oh yeah
bye eeeeeeeee McDuff!
i love pride and perjudice, think its mint...dont you?
farewells bearded people...dont forget to lotion your masculinity lol (not the beard)
Tuesday, 20 January 2009
Take Me And Hold Me, For I Wont Let Go Of The Withered Rope
Hey cabbages,
This has become a kinad regular thing for me now, you know, the whole blog thing lol never really would of done it before.
Anyway, thanks steph for convincing me to (fag, this takes like ages to do lol)
so yeah, today at school, infact, im not even gonna bother mentioning her anymore lol
i should really just carry on with life :)
pfft
But after today, i think...ok believe that i am one of the worst flirts in the whole damn world
and when i say worst, i literally mean worst, i cant flirt at all lol
i dont think anyway, i mean if theres a girl i know, i just....talk to em normally, but if its one i like, what the hell goes wrong i dont know but i just cannot talk to them at ALL! lol
i dont understand at all why im like that, it does half annoy me lol
anyway, im just gonna rant now cuz i dont have much to say
there was a band i discovered on facebook called "Missing Andy", who are pretty damn awesome, some of the guys in it , are like th "yer yer" type... but they are awesome, specially Saving London. its aweomse
but i cant find an actual proper version of it, argh!
anyway, what else can i say,
OH heres something,
the other day i tried to dye my hair a brighter colour
...like blonde lol
and whaddya shwaddle know? i dyed it and it just went darker? what the hell is that about ???
but chyeah, i dont think i will dye it today, a good friend of mine said that she liked my hair today :) and also that she preferred it the colour it is now...which is nice of her to say.
Urrm, im spose to be doing biology homework right now, but like thats happenening lol
i really cant do anything, im tired and bored
and lonely to be honest, which is one the worst things ever man
its like.....bluh, i cant stand it
i also need to get tom and try and record our song, cuz i think its really good, and so do most who've heard it :)
even my crazy little 13 year old cousin loves he, i showed it him and the next time i saw him we was humming it lol
so yeah, i realllllyyy need to get it done
and today in the morning was well ANNOYING, cuz normally i wake up like 7:30 and get to school by 8:25 ish
but today i thought id be earlier, so i was up and ready by 7:30 lol everything was done, so i was bout to go, then i looked at my jeans and some of the seams had come undone, so i had to resow em
argh! so again i got to school at 8:25
it happens like every time, no matter what i do i will alwaays be there at 8:25, i mean that, no matter how early or late i am ill be there at that time lol
with a few exceptions tho :)
alright anydays, i cant think of NOTHING more to say, and if something interesting doesnt happen soon, then i wont have much to write again lol
as they say on that weird ass E4 ad
"balls to misery, and YES to Happy Place" <---lol
This has become a kinad regular thing for me now, you know, the whole blog thing lol never really would of done it before.
Anyway, thanks steph for convincing me to (fag, this takes like ages to do lol)
so yeah, today at school, infact, im not even gonna bother mentioning her anymore lol
i should really just carry on with life :)
pfft
But after today, i think...ok believe that i am one of the worst flirts in the whole damn world
and when i say worst, i literally mean worst, i cant flirt at all lol
i dont think anyway, i mean if theres a girl i know, i just....talk to em normally, but if its one i like, what the hell goes wrong i dont know but i just cannot talk to them at ALL! lol
i dont understand at all why im like that, it does half annoy me lol
anyway, im just gonna rant now cuz i dont have much to say
there was a band i discovered on facebook called "Missing Andy", who are pretty damn awesome, some of the guys in it , are like th "yer yer" type... but they are awesome, specially Saving London. its aweomse
but i cant find an actual proper version of it, argh!
anyway, what else can i say,
OH heres something,
the other day i tried to dye my hair a brighter colour
...like blonde lol
and whaddya shwaddle know? i dyed it and it just went darker? what the hell is that about ???
but chyeah, i dont think i will dye it today, a good friend of mine said that she liked my hair today :) and also that she preferred it the colour it is now...which is nice of her to say.
Urrm, im spose to be doing biology homework right now, but like thats happenening lol
i really cant do anything, im tired and bored
and lonely to be honest, which is one the worst things ever man
its like.....bluh, i cant stand it
i also need to get tom and try and record our song, cuz i think its really good, and so do most who've heard it :)
even my crazy little 13 year old cousin loves he, i showed it him and the next time i saw him we was humming it lol
so yeah, i realllllyyy need to get it done
and today in the morning was well ANNOYING, cuz normally i wake up like 7:30 and get to school by 8:25 ish
but today i thought id be earlier, so i was up and ready by 7:30 lol everything was done, so i was bout to go, then i looked at my jeans and some of the seams had come undone, so i had to resow em
argh! so again i got to school at 8:25
it happens like every time, no matter what i do i will alwaays be there at 8:25, i mean that, no matter how early or late i am ill be there at that time lol
with a few exceptions tho :)
alright anydays, i cant think of NOTHING more to say, and if something interesting doesnt happen soon, then i wont have much to write again lol
as they say on that weird ass E4 ad
"balls to misery, and YES to Happy Place" <---lol
Sunday, 18 January 2009
I Wrap Myself In Tissues So I Can Be Your Mummy, That Way, Im Closer To Fridge
Chyeah SUP everyone
dont ask about the title...its rather radgy aint it? but it doesnt matter, because my awesome yellow bedsheets pretty much outrank any criticism you could possibly give me lol
Ill start talking about friday, cuz loads has happened
Mighty Righty...k...friday was the day where school was being what school is....absolutely laam... i mean educational, Mr Stokes' lesson was like the most productive damn lesson ive ever had lol
He must of talked about 30 different things in that lesson lol like carp fishing and hair products, or an electrolysis cell (woo, whatever that is) or perhaps other random ass stuff
he is an awesome teacher lol
anyway, being me...the Waz (the guy who makes your pie baby) <---why waz?
i found out that some people were goin cinema that day, and me and reece (and steph lol) wanted to also go cinema that day. So we decided players we iz gnna role with them to the cinema and like watch that film Seven Pounds (although some of us wanted to Sex Drive :) )
. So in the end it was Me,Reece, John, Kam, Sarah, Katie and Chloe who went (crew mate)
the plan was to meet them there, cuz everyone but me reece and john was already in burton
so us 3 made a plan, twas the idea i should sit next to sarah and try and work some magic ( i swear..i dont actually have this magic lol or it just doesnt work like all the time)
but some K to the Amel was sharing his popcorn with her so that cabbaged everything up lol
but chyeah, seven pounds was like sad times, although i didnt quite cry it still made me upset a bit, but tbh, i tend to go all mushy at those films where like a dad is guy is reunited to his misses after a crazy war, or a dad gets his kid back. They are my kryptonite baby!
actually, most decent love films turn my awesome p pods into mushy sludge lol
but yeah, after the film, got out the screen area, and there was Brail And Pipple (Dale and Pip lol) who were also about to go watch the same film we just saw, of course the girls were still with us, so those two saw sarah who was talking to the girls and kam (LOL! if anyone has my sense of humour, they will find that amusing.....just me then?) and pip and dale realised that sarah was there, so then they started askin me all the grizzly dishes lol but yeah, pip was also wearin tights...and a short skirt, which surprised me cuz ive never seen her wear stuff like that
lol there again shes normally wearin school clothes when we walk home (obviously)
(NO KAM LOZ REECE JOHN STEPH OR ANY OTHER BEAN , i was not like ooooo tights or anything...."evils" )
anyway.. so yeah bus home was well...all bussy shall we say
then we all went home and chyea
that was Friday
Saturday, was the day we went to the indian
our damn fine tradition, we do it like every week lol
the normal munch bunch yoghurt busters couldnt be bothered to this time so it was just me reece and john who went (btw everything before we went...well...there was nothing, just boredom lol so im not gnna talk about it ).
I decided to try the Balti Meat Vindaloo, i normally have the chicken, and reece and john had their usual lol (reece is a noob cuz his wasnt chilli lol)
but that day.....our food, was unbelievably spicy compared to the normal headphones you find in your commen asda superstore (great comparison there waz, makes perfect sense lol)
John was like, omg...omgomgomgomgo why the hell is it sooo hot lol
we literally must of drank like 4 jugs of water before we died of aids.....i mean spicyness :)
but cheyah, that was fun times. i decided to get a nice 60p can from next door then pay £2 for a pint of coke at the indian lol, but as i walked in.
My Chavadar went off (faggits!!!! argh!!!)
anyway, i was wearin my trillby (being badass lol) and asked the guy at the counter for a coke, and all i heard were the chavs (which btw if u read my previous posts you'll see how badly i stereotype this nobs) mocking me on what i was wearing
of course, i liked what i was wearing, which was more then i could say for the fat girl chavas with the slag haloween wannabe costume on lol and the two chavos (male chavs) wearing the usual laggy trousers (tracky bottoms) the badman hat, jacket and trainers and i think they had their socks tucked in too lol
anyway, i ignored them. But yeah, there all faggits and just for you kam and loz like i said, these stereotypes are usually always right, and theres a prime example
ANYWAY, went home..chilled tv, and tht was it, next day
wait...not next day lol i mean today
today well
i had snowboard instructing from 10 till 5...man thts long lol, but yeah it was me and Marc (or is it Mark) and we had a big group to teach, but whaddya no there were two tetley teabags called Josh And Ben who were there lol
they go pingle, in my 6th form
anyway, i instantly decided i might aswell teach them the most seemin as i knew them the best ( i no i shouldnt of, but everyone else was happy with it and Marc taught the others)
so yeah, i taught these pair , who literally sucked like stains from a dog on the bottom of your shoe (yey) to make em the sorta of guys you would trust with your daughter (well..if she was on a cliff in danger of course...not if she was naked at prom or anything silly and fantasia like that.....obviously
btw before i carry on, i must point out that my room light is being a faggit and is rapidly flashing for no reason at all lol, but i cant be bothered to get up and try to stop it, it keeps doing it and stopping...ahhh! its like a rave in here lol
anyway back to the story, so yeah teaching those two, which was fun for me, humiliating for them lol
and ive realised they were pretty much my bitches for the day :D
and the fact I...ME! was their teacher, like im gnna let that go :)
then after snowboarding i went to meet a friend of mine, now then
this person likes me, like alot (not saying any names :) ) but theirs a problem which she already knows about so i wont say it here, thought id meet her tho cuz id prefer to be a decent person here lol , but anyway, went out with her like all day after that and it was a pretty ravey mcdavy time, we went up skate park, chilled there (literally cuz it was FREEZZZING!) and we must of talked about 23145 different stories we each had , i mean there was like....absolutely loads lol, we then started to wander around the place, like to ski center where we sat and warmed up whilst watching 3 girls (who i originally thought were men) try and ski, that lasted for like 30 mins
funniest thing tho was watching on the girl skiers when she kept going down the slope fast for different reasons like a race and stuff..and then she was like "omg a bank im gnna be cool" and whilst the other people stopped before hitting the grass bank she decided to find out what happened if she went and belly flopped the damn thing lol it was like a power ranger style faceplant (how would a power ranger faceplant i wonder?), she did it twice aswell lol
but yeah, me and this person then went back up skate park and stayed there with another collection of happy time stories lol till about 9ish. I then walked her home and said me byes when we got to her house, which i popped my head through the window to see if her mum and dad were in, but they wernt lol.
It was a really good day and i found out loads about her, such as she has and awesome song from the script which i then robbed from her phone :) (thnks btw for that)
and now here i am sitting on my bed unbelieveably tired (and the light is stil flashing)
talking to Stephly Turqoise Turtle about many things involving how she eats yoghurts extremyl slowly, i could honestly grow a santa beard if i wanted to with the amount of time it takes lol
and yeah, thats been my past 3 days :)
woo
oh and steph of the names you could have for your characters, well, heres some of the waz kind lol
the men like have somit coolio stlye like Orthello or Jason Hackly lol dont ask
if theres a girl
she has to be called Rose...seriously, cuz Rose is a badass girls name :) me thinks
but yeah, oh before i go, i got the answer back from sarah about the you no what, im just gnna say i got a bad unwanted reply ...i wasnt oh so cheery about it really...bad times, but im not giving up, i should find it easier to talk to her now, i hope...but anyhow, my little girl cousin has just woken up and is crying so im gnna go now and take her downstairs to her mum
cya later Frog Chips
dont ask about the title...its rather radgy aint it? but it doesnt matter, because my awesome yellow bedsheets pretty much outrank any criticism you could possibly give me lol
Ill start talking about friday, cuz loads has happened
Mighty Righty...k...friday was the day where school was being what school is....absolutely laam... i mean educational, Mr Stokes' lesson was like the most productive damn lesson ive ever had lol
He must of talked about 30 different things in that lesson lol like carp fishing and hair products, or an electrolysis cell (woo, whatever that is) or perhaps other random ass stuff
he is an awesome teacher lol
anyway, being me...the Waz (the guy who makes your pie baby) <---why waz?
i found out that some people were goin cinema that day, and me and reece (and steph lol) wanted to also go cinema that day. So we decided players we iz gnna role with them to the cinema and like watch that film Seven Pounds (although some of us wanted to Sex Drive :) )
. So in the end it was Me,Reece, John, Kam, Sarah, Katie and Chloe who went (crew mate)
the plan was to meet them there, cuz everyone but me reece and john was already in burton
so us 3 made a plan, twas the idea i should sit next to sarah and try and work some magic ( i swear..i dont actually have this magic lol or it just doesnt work like all the time)
but some K to the Amel was sharing his popcorn with her so that cabbaged everything up lol
but chyeah, seven pounds was like sad times, although i didnt quite cry it still made me upset a bit, but tbh, i tend to go all mushy at those films where like a dad is guy is reunited to his misses after a crazy war, or a dad gets his kid back. They are my kryptonite baby!
actually, most decent love films turn my awesome p pods into mushy sludge lol
but yeah, after the film, got out the screen area, and there was Brail And Pipple (Dale and Pip lol) who were also about to go watch the same film we just saw, of course the girls were still with us, so those two saw sarah who was talking to the girls and kam (LOL! if anyone has my sense of humour, they will find that amusing.....just me then?) and pip and dale realised that sarah was there, so then they started askin me all the grizzly dishes lol but yeah, pip was also wearin tights...and a short skirt, which surprised me cuz ive never seen her wear stuff like that
lol there again shes normally wearin school clothes when we walk home (obviously)
(NO KAM LOZ REECE JOHN STEPH OR ANY OTHER BEAN , i was not like ooooo tights or anything...."evils" )
anyway.. so yeah bus home was well...all bussy shall we say
then we all went home and chyea
that was Friday
Saturday, was the day we went to the indian
our damn fine tradition, we do it like every week lol
the normal munch bunch yoghurt busters couldnt be bothered to this time so it was just me reece and john who went (btw everything before we went...well...there was nothing, just boredom lol so im not gnna talk about it ).
I decided to try the Balti Meat Vindaloo, i normally have the chicken, and reece and john had their usual lol (reece is a noob cuz his wasnt chilli lol)
but that day.....our food, was unbelievably spicy compared to the normal headphones you find in your commen asda superstore (great comparison there waz, makes perfect sense lol)
John was like, omg...omgomgomgomgo why the hell is it sooo hot lol
we literally must of drank like 4 jugs of water before we died of aids.....i mean spicyness :)
but cheyah, that was fun times. i decided to get a nice 60p can from next door then pay £2 for a pint of coke at the indian lol, but as i walked in.
My Chavadar went off (faggits!!!! argh!!!)
anyway, i was wearin my trillby (being badass lol) and asked the guy at the counter for a coke, and all i heard were the chavs (which btw if u read my previous posts you'll see how badly i stereotype this nobs) mocking me on what i was wearing
of course, i liked what i was wearing, which was more then i could say for the fat girl chavas with the slag haloween wannabe costume on lol and the two chavos (male chavs) wearing the usual laggy trousers (tracky bottoms) the badman hat, jacket and trainers and i think they had their socks tucked in too lol
anyway, i ignored them. But yeah, there all faggits and just for you kam and loz like i said, these stereotypes are usually always right, and theres a prime example
ANYWAY, went home..chilled tv, and tht was it, next day
wait...not next day lol i mean today
today well
i had snowboard instructing from 10 till 5...man thts long lol, but yeah it was me and Marc (or is it Mark) and we had a big group to teach, but whaddya no there were two tetley teabags called Josh And Ben who were there lol
they go pingle, in my 6th form
anyway, i instantly decided i might aswell teach them the most seemin as i knew them the best ( i no i shouldnt of, but everyone else was happy with it and Marc taught the others)
so yeah, i taught these pair , who literally sucked like stains from a dog on the bottom of your shoe (yey) to make em the sorta of guys you would trust with your daughter (well..if she was on a cliff in danger of course...not if she was naked at prom or anything silly and fantasia like that.....obviously
btw before i carry on, i must point out that my room light is being a faggit and is rapidly flashing for no reason at all lol, but i cant be bothered to get up and try to stop it, it keeps doing it and stopping...ahhh! its like a rave in here lol
anyway back to the story, so yeah teaching those two, which was fun for me, humiliating for them lol
and ive realised they were pretty much my bitches for the day :D
and the fact I...ME! was their teacher, like im gnna let that go :)
then after snowboarding i went to meet a friend of mine, now then
this person likes me, like alot (not saying any names :) ) but theirs a problem which she already knows about so i wont say it here, thought id meet her tho cuz id prefer to be a decent person here lol , but anyway, went out with her like all day after that and it was a pretty ravey mcdavy time, we went up skate park, chilled there (literally cuz it was FREEZZZING!) and we must of talked about 23145 different stories we each had , i mean there was like....absolutely loads lol, we then started to wander around the place, like to ski center where we sat and warmed up whilst watching 3 girls (who i originally thought were men) try and ski, that lasted for like 30 mins
funniest thing tho was watching on the girl skiers when she kept going down the slope fast for different reasons like a race and stuff..and then she was like "omg a bank im gnna be cool" and whilst the other people stopped before hitting the grass bank she decided to find out what happened if she went and belly flopped the damn thing lol it was like a power ranger style faceplant (how would a power ranger faceplant i wonder?), she did it twice aswell lol
but yeah, me and this person then went back up skate park and stayed there with another collection of happy time stories lol till about 9ish. I then walked her home and said me byes when we got to her house, which i popped my head through the window to see if her mum and dad were in, but they wernt lol.
It was a really good day and i found out loads about her, such as she has and awesome song from the script which i then robbed from her phone :) (thnks btw for that)
and now here i am sitting on my bed unbelieveably tired (and the light is stil flashing)
talking to Stephly Turqoise Turtle about many things involving how she eats yoghurts extremyl slowly, i could honestly grow a santa beard if i wanted to with the amount of time it takes lol
and yeah, thats been my past 3 days :)
woo
oh and steph of the names you could have for your characters, well, heres some of the waz kind lol
the men like have somit coolio stlye like Orthello or Jason Hackly lol dont ask
if theres a girl
she has to be called Rose...seriously, cuz Rose is a badass girls name :) me thinks
but yeah, oh before i go, i got the answer back from sarah about the you no what, im just gnna say i got a bad unwanted reply ...i wasnt oh so cheery about it really...bad times, but im not giving up, i should find it easier to talk to her now, i hope...but anyhow, my little girl cousin has just woken up and is crying so im gnna go now and take her downstairs to her mum
cya later Frog Chips
Thursday, 15 January 2009
Well 'll Drink To Those Quaver Ravers!
YES MATEYO's!
hello everyone, man i feel really damn ass WOOP happy right now....
and again hello to everyone from pingle who finds it ...interesting to read my own personal blog lol and then tell me all about it the next day
i mean what the hell..if you read my blog, just say i read your blog..not , waz i read your blog and did you know that you had an exam today
.....duh....yeah lol
which oh mighty muskers (its like a muskateer moustache...the muskers thing) i had my physics (ewww) exam today, which i think i may of possibly, quite so undoubtfudly failed lol
god it was soooooooooo difficult what the hell lol
"who cut their hair?!?!" me lol
yeah i cut my hair..myselfm omg go me! i got told today it was a bit long lol by Mr Greeny
so i was like "shut it fool, tiz not long, its just cuz u have really long eyes so it LOOKS look....greybeard"
then i got home...well actually on the way home, the wind thought "ahh....a kid with long unruly hair...today...is wind be a basterd day...and...also...homo's for life day!"
lol
anyway
it would NOT stop blowing my hair...so when i got home i looked in the mirror and omg i looked like a twatfish lol, i was like "ARGH! WTF!"
people actually saw me like that too...not cool man
so anyway
as i got ready for snowboarding (btw i snowboard..cuz im like cool as ice baby lol)
annnyway.. as i got ready, a weird wonderful waz urge took over..and i cut my hair, those of you at Pringle will notice the whole wtf! short! ...duuuuudeeski
those who dont go pRingle...will not lol
so yeah, snowboarding is awesome, i gtta go to my instructor course in like 20 mins...good times (no really, it is lol)
i've been listening to some new songs today and i just feel...really good...i mean like, AGHR! piratey style good
since i got home, there was some random foreign channel on tv (lol)..but it was a music channel
and i never did bother to change it...so it just stayed on and i watched it
those women
my days
oh my oh my whoooaaa...they were hot and spicy like a nik nak
cRAVEndale
that girl, hasnt replied (ugh!) but i think shes seen it(the mail i sent her), so tomoro...will be...innntereesting i say
went music again today, just me and my teacher were there, played the piano, sang a little..he seemed to like it lol
played the guitar too, i dont know why but ive started to like playing the guitar quite a bit..always thought it was difficult but its not that hard :)
talking to steph on Mslame (steph got a shoutout...because she has a stephle smile..which only she knows about)
and urrm....argh
this songs really loud lol, its got like a noise that keeps coming out, but cuz its so loud everytime it does it my vision shakes a little lol
i think its Darren Stlyes -sorry
but still, anyway
my mums gnna be back soon, give me a lift (before you say ote, i am NOT walking in the cold at night with a supersize snowboard in my hand lol)
hmm...got note else to say
i only seem to say much when im not happy about something...but there is nothing im not happy about lol
well chyeah, marshmellows people
im going
"ah! Quaver Ravers!" <---where have i heard that?.....have i even heard it ?
cya all later crocodile lol
hello everyone, man i feel really damn ass WOOP happy right now....
and again hello to everyone from pingle who finds it ...interesting to read my own personal blog lol and then tell me all about it the next day
i mean what the hell..if you read my blog, just say i read your blog..not , waz i read your blog and did you know that you had an exam today
.....duh....yeah lol
which oh mighty muskers (its like a muskateer moustache...the muskers thing) i had my physics (ewww) exam today, which i think i may of possibly, quite so undoubtfudly failed lol
god it was soooooooooo difficult what the hell lol
"who cut their hair?!?!" me lol
yeah i cut my hair..myselfm omg go me! i got told today it was a bit long lol by Mr Greeny
so i was like "shut it fool, tiz not long, its just cuz u have really long eyes so it LOOKS look....greybeard"
then i got home...well actually on the way home, the wind thought "ahh....a kid with long unruly hair...today...is wind be a basterd day...and...also...homo's for life day!"
lol
anyway
it would NOT stop blowing my hair...so when i got home i looked in the mirror and omg i looked like a twatfish lol, i was like "ARGH! WTF!"
people actually saw me like that too...not cool man
so anyway
as i got ready for snowboarding (btw i snowboard..cuz im like cool as ice baby lol)
annnyway.. as i got ready, a weird wonderful waz urge took over..and i cut my hair, those of you at Pringle will notice the whole wtf! short! ...duuuuudeeski
those who dont go pRingle...will not lol
so yeah, snowboarding is awesome, i gtta go to my instructor course in like 20 mins...good times (no really, it is lol)
i've been listening to some new songs today and i just feel...really good...i mean like, AGHR! piratey style good
since i got home, there was some random foreign channel on tv (lol)..but it was a music channel
and i never did bother to change it...so it just stayed on and i watched it
those women
my days
oh my oh my whoooaaa...they were hot and spicy like a nik nak
cRAVEndale
that girl, hasnt replied (ugh!) but i think shes seen it(the mail i sent her), so tomoro...will be...innntereesting i say
went music again today, just me and my teacher were there, played the piano, sang a little..he seemed to like it lol
played the guitar too, i dont know why but ive started to like playing the guitar quite a bit..always thought it was difficult but its not that hard :)
talking to steph on Mslame (steph got a shoutout...because she has a stephle smile..which only she knows about)
and urrm....argh
this songs really loud lol, its got like a noise that keeps coming out, but cuz its so loud everytime it does it my vision shakes a little lol
i think its Darren Stlyes -sorry
but still, anyway
my mums gnna be back soon, give me a lift (before you say ote, i am NOT walking in the cold at night with a supersize snowboard in my hand lol)
hmm...got note else to say
i only seem to say much when im not happy about something...but there is nothing im not happy about lol
well chyeah, marshmellows people
im going
"ah! Quaver Ravers!" <---where have i heard that?.....have i even heard it ?
cya all later crocodile lol
Wednesday, 14 January 2009
Drop, Swing, Badabada And Make The Swirls Bigger!
yoooooooooooooooo, hey, yeah...man i feel good
not sure why, ive got a physics exam tomoro (oh...im so delighted)
sarcasm btw...
anydays.
Still no reply from her, bad times...but i feel good, good times
i have one CRAaazyyyyyy ass urge to start dancing too...this song is rather, Bear Grills if you ask me
"i dont dance, I know you can" <---alright if you do know what song it is..yes...film is cheesy, song is cheesy
but come on...it doesnt half get a little bit catchy dont cha think old bean lol
So yeah, sitting here, music, sofa...relaxed, (still bloody nervous about the madam) got hope tho bout that
i hope its a yes :)
that..would make my day..more day like, and man..i dunno..it'd be crazy, i would like, shout and sing and dance (doubt ill stop lol)
I also thought about my life today..night....DURING THE TIME shall we say lol
and well, i love music, and i just love to sing and play the piano.
i meen ive even made a few songs...dont sound alll "top hizzle" if ya get me, but whatever..i like em lol
So at school ive been stuck with the AWESOMELY JOYFUL (more sarcasm, god ....its gettin dense with sarcasmizzle in this room now lol) Physics,Chemistry, Biology and ICT A-Levels now
and i dont mind any of em, i can safely say im good at em too
but physics...omg PHYSICS (i think a little sick came up then), i cant stand it..its vile..putrid and i just despise such a thing, only reason i took it, was cuz i need it for veternary medicine at uni..which is still hard to get in
But, i would much rather be a musician artish geezer weezer lol, it is just my LIFE to make songs, i love it.
I dont doubt my piano skills (not being big headed, but when you played it same time i have ....well....it just becomes part of you really lol), just my singing...some say i can, others not so canny lol
but till i start getting sucky, ive decided im gnna have to start following my dream and tryna make it in this music shizzle. i hope i do anyway
urrm, what else...something that could be pondered about, likkkkekekee...i dont know
ill just ramble..works best for me lol
"your a moose" <--ahhh delightful
OH chyeah, today in our physics exam, well...we did a mock yesterday, everyone was like easy we all found it quite fine.
then...results
argh!
we get em, i open up my papaer
and whats there
a big
whopping
bigger then KFC buckets
in Shiny Redness
a U
A BLOODY U!
i mean ARE YOU SERIOUS MATE! lol
a u, i thought i did fine...not cool, and the fact i have a proper exam for tomoro..oh i feel so confident now
anyway, i best do well in it. but next year, well..when the AS finishes im gnna swap the crap that be physics and take music..i was really good at it
even my damn teacher at school believes in me and says i have great potential and the way i play is something really different
(again..no not being big headed, just sayin what he said to me)
which put a hell of a chirpy smile on me self lol
but yeah, ill always remember that
i must tiddle away now anyway, sorry if there was much of interest today in this post...nothign really good has happened yet lol
oh and before i forget, Lawrence was being an absolute willy today about that girl i liked lol
i was sitting next to her and he decideds to take up all the chairs and stretch his mammoth legs and so pushed me into her
so we were huddled up (hey..i aint complaining) lol
but he kept hinting things and kept saying stuff like "yeah waz is amazing he saved my life from a bear once" lol and crap like that ....i didnt btw..u no..save his life from a bear lol
and everyone else referred to me liking her as "the thing" so they were all like to each other
"do you know about the thing that waz knows"
"yeah, does she know about thing waz knows"
..urggh! ruffians! lol
anyway
must woddle offf now (or wag 1....as those "badboys" say)
you all smell funny, but in a good way..apart from a lucky few, who smell extra funny lol
laters
wait! no.. more things to say lol
you ever had it where you walk down a street and your listening to a song and its just like AGHH! AWESOME! in your head, you just wanna start singing and dancing, but never do lol
i did..i do it quite a bit ive realised...well..until someone walks past then its like mumble mumble
then once their gone..carry on lol
but i can imagine looking at someone doing it...my days...what a fag they would look lol
but still, tiz me bothered, no, why?...i dont know..im just not lol
NOW i can say laters...cuz nothings go YO! FOOL! in my head yet
...laters
not sure why, ive got a physics exam tomoro (oh...im so delighted)
sarcasm btw...
anydays.
Still no reply from her, bad times...but i feel good, good times
i have one CRAaazyyyyyy ass urge to start dancing too...this song is rather, Bear Grills if you ask me
"i dont dance, I know you can" <---alright if you do know what song it is..yes...film is cheesy, song is cheesy
but come on...it doesnt half get a little bit catchy dont cha think old bean lol
So yeah, sitting here, music, sofa...relaxed, (still bloody nervous about the madam) got hope tho bout that
i hope its a yes :)
that..would make my day..more day like, and man..i dunno..it'd be crazy, i would like, shout and sing and dance (doubt ill stop lol)
I also thought about my life today..night....DURING THE TIME shall we say lol
and well, i love music, and i just love to sing and play the piano.
i meen ive even made a few songs...dont sound alll "top hizzle" if ya get me, but whatever..i like em lol
So at school ive been stuck with the AWESOMELY JOYFUL (more sarcasm, god ....its gettin dense with sarcasmizzle in this room now lol) Physics,Chemistry, Biology and ICT A-Levels now
and i dont mind any of em, i can safely say im good at em too
but physics...omg PHYSICS (i think a little sick came up then), i cant stand it..its vile..putrid and i just despise such a thing, only reason i took it, was cuz i need it for veternary medicine at uni..which is still hard to get in
But, i would much rather be a musician artish geezer weezer lol, it is just my LIFE to make songs, i love it.
I dont doubt my piano skills (not being big headed, but when you played it same time i have ....well....it just becomes part of you really lol), just my singing...some say i can, others not so canny lol
but till i start getting sucky, ive decided im gnna have to start following my dream and tryna make it in this music shizzle. i hope i do anyway
urrm, what else...something that could be pondered about, likkkkekekee...i dont know
ill just ramble..works best for me lol
"your a moose" <--ahhh delightful
OH chyeah, today in our physics exam, well...we did a mock yesterday, everyone was like easy we all found it quite fine.
then...results
argh!
we get em, i open up my papaer
and whats there
a big
whopping
bigger then KFC buckets
in Shiny Redness
a U
A BLOODY U!
i mean ARE YOU SERIOUS MATE! lol
a u, i thought i did fine...not cool, and the fact i have a proper exam for tomoro..oh i feel so confident now
anyway, i best do well in it. but next year, well..when the AS finishes im gnna swap the crap that be physics and take music..i was really good at it
even my damn teacher at school believes in me and says i have great potential and the way i play is something really different
(again..no not being big headed, just sayin what he said to me)
which put a hell of a chirpy smile on me self lol
but yeah, ill always remember that
i must tiddle away now anyway, sorry if there was much of interest today in this post...nothign really good has happened yet lol
oh and before i forget, Lawrence was being an absolute willy today about that girl i liked lol
i was sitting next to her and he decideds to take up all the chairs and stretch his mammoth legs and so pushed me into her
so we were huddled up (hey..i aint complaining) lol
but he kept hinting things and kept saying stuff like "yeah waz is amazing he saved my life from a bear once" lol and crap like that ....i didnt btw..u no..save his life from a bear lol
and everyone else referred to me liking her as "the thing" so they were all like to each other
"do you know about the thing that waz knows"
"yeah, does she know about thing waz knows"
..urggh! ruffians! lol
anyway
must woddle offf now (or wag 1....as those "badboys" say)
you all smell funny, but in a good way..apart from a lucky few, who smell extra funny lol
laters
wait! no.. more things to say lol
you ever had it where you walk down a street and your listening to a song and its just like AGHH! AWESOME! in your head, you just wanna start singing and dancing, but never do lol
i did..i do it quite a bit ive realised...well..until someone walks past then its like mumble mumble
then once their gone..carry on lol
but i can imagine looking at someone doing it...my days...what a fag they would look lol
but still, tiz me bothered, no, why?...i dont know..im just not lol
NOW i can say laters...cuz nothings go YO! FOOL! in my head yet
...laters
Who Got Game...Damn Dame I GOT Game
Man, what a day, biology exam was like, whats that
OWNED MATE!
i found it waaayyyy too simple (which my teachers was like "that is not good")
But im inclined to disagree lol
anyway
im watching hig school musical 2 right now (what am i doing....whyy?)
but seriously people are like oh its gay and crap and stuff
....me...i love it lol
i reckon its...well good init lol
anyway
nuff brizzly
that girl ive been mentioning, well, i "grew some balls" as one of my friends (lawrence...argh!!) said, and i asked her out, but im still waitin for an asnwer (which OH GOSH its like hell with a sewer thats literally just exploded and excrement is EVERYWHERE and Im the guy who has to clean it up lol)
great...metaphor there waz :)
anyway, short post, bigger one later..because i must indulge myself into the gravy that be high school musical 2 lol
it really is good
OWNED MATE!
i found it waaayyyy too simple (which my teachers was like "that is not good")
But im inclined to disagree lol
anyway
im watching hig school musical 2 right now (what am i doing....whyy?)
but seriously people are like oh its gay and crap and stuff
....me...i love it lol
i reckon its...well good init lol
anyway
nuff brizzly
that girl ive been mentioning, well, i "grew some balls" as one of my friends (lawrence...argh!!) said, and i asked her out, but im still waitin for an asnwer (which OH GOSH its like hell with a sewer thats literally just exploded and excrement is EVERYWHERE and Im the guy who has to clean it up lol)
great...metaphor there waz :)
anyway, short post, bigger one later..because i must indulge myself into the gravy that be high school musical 2 lol
it really is good
Tuesday, 13 January 2009
Old Guys, Music, And The Long Walks Home
Ok , second post in one day, i didnt think i would ever bring myself to do this but meh what the heaven (thought id be different there :) )
anyway, some little pixies decided twould be to their amusement to place some minimalistic thought within my head which eventaully once friends has started on E4 they end ip BLOWING UP IN MY FACE and so i literally had to express them a bit lol
so chyeah,
i was thinkin about how good it felt to give a little charity now and then,
like in Derby, i was with my bros waiting for the mother to come and pick us up (we were lazy, but it was cold too you know)
whilst we were "chillin" -no pun intended lol- on the bench a homeless guy who quite so fascinatingly resembled Santa yet lacked the trademark beard happened to ponder upon our abode (the bench) and asked the oh so commen question, have you got any spare change?
my bros being the radger badgers they are said no (although i new they did) but i stopped the poor kido (ok guy...kinda old too) and literally fiddled about one those annoying "tight at the wrong moment" pockets and pulled out my jeans my wallet which is tattered beyond repair and gave him a pound.
He was i say rather pleased with the donation lol, but i mean he didnt just go "thanks, god bless ya" like they do in your commen american based film, instead he thanks us..well me, then sat down with us and talked to us. I actually was kinda excited by now, almost dribbling with anxiousness (ok JOKE chill there) but yeah, we started talking and he asked us all bout our lives and stuff
he was really nice and pretty much stapled a big ass cheesy grin to my face for the rest of what was left of the night.
Just goes to show what a little bit of giving can lead to a load of recieving, good times
Dont ya love it when you see those guys playing music as you walk down the street, i always give them money because their talented, simple really.
Im also looking quite "catch the pigeon" dastardly to the derren brown show on tonight, tiz gnna be WICKED! minty
anyway once this annoyingly amusing creme egg advert has finished, you know, the "goo goo" one. I must powerslide my love cushion slightly to the left so i can get all comfy for the tv sesh.
Once again i leave you, blabbered by the majestic grizzly bear with the subliminal question of
"What did the Baboon say to the large doorfram who just stole his cushion inflator, and then slept with his plastic special plant?"
.......
..............
...Im not actually sure, but my furry brows how THAT would be amusing ^_^
and btw steph, some of us ARE gentlemen....i hope anyhows
anyway, some little pixies decided twould be to their amusement to place some minimalistic thought within my head which eventaully once friends has started on E4 they end ip BLOWING UP IN MY FACE and so i literally had to express them a bit lol
so chyeah,
i was thinkin about how good it felt to give a little charity now and then,
like in Derby, i was with my bros waiting for the mother to come and pick us up (we were lazy, but it was cold too you know)
whilst we were "chillin" -no pun intended lol- on the bench a homeless guy who quite so fascinatingly resembled Santa yet lacked the trademark beard happened to ponder upon our abode (the bench) and asked the oh so commen question, have you got any spare change?
my bros being the radger badgers they are said no (although i new they did) but i stopped the poor kido (ok guy...kinda old too) and literally fiddled about one those annoying "tight at the wrong moment" pockets and pulled out my jeans my wallet which is tattered beyond repair and gave him a pound.
He was i say rather pleased with the donation lol, but i mean he didnt just go "thanks, god bless ya" like they do in your commen american based film, instead he thanks us..well me, then sat down with us and talked to us. I actually was kinda excited by now, almost dribbling with anxiousness (ok JOKE chill there) but yeah, we started talking and he asked us all bout our lives and stuff
he was really nice and pretty much stapled a big ass cheesy grin to my face for the rest of what was left of the night.
Just goes to show what a little bit of giving can lead to a load of recieving, good times
Dont ya love it when you see those guys playing music as you walk down the street, i always give them money because their talented, simple really.
Im also looking quite "catch the pigeon" dastardly to the derren brown show on tonight, tiz gnna be WICKED! minty
anyway once this annoyingly amusing creme egg advert has finished, you know, the "goo goo" one. I must powerslide my love cushion slightly to the left so i can get all comfy for the tv sesh.
Once again i leave you, blabbered by the majestic grizzly bear with the subliminal question of
"What did the Baboon say to the large doorfram who just stole his cushion inflator, and then slept with his plastic special plant?"
.......
..............
...Im not actually sure, but my furry brows how THAT would be amusing ^_^
and btw steph, some of us ARE gentlemen....i hope anyhows
I Want To Roll On The Floor In A Creme Egg
Guess i could start explaining all i did today, but im not
nothing different happened to be honest
but there was one awesome thing that DID happen
...i took off my jacket in school, and found a.....creme egg...oh the delight :)
i was....gobbly lol but my gosh did that creme egg taste good
chhyeah, anyyhows
Didnt really make much of an advance on the "you no who" (you do know...right)
(bad times...not pleased with myself.at all lol, my friend literally made a challenge for me to otherwise she would tell her..i...made an excuse, lucky me, i think lol)
But i did go music...like always, and started playing the guitar (i dont play much on that) but i whacked that into the song, sounded pretty good
i mean have u ever tried to play the guitar same time as playin the piano....not easy lol
im eating chops now, and lamely ive got nothing else to ponder on about, bit crappy really
have a good day kido's
nothing different happened to be honest
but there was one awesome thing that DID happen
...i took off my jacket in school, and found a.....creme egg...oh the delight :)
i was....gobbly lol but my gosh did that creme egg taste good
chhyeah, anyyhows
Didnt really make much of an advance on the "you no who" (you do know...right)
(bad times...not pleased with myself.at all lol, my friend literally made a challenge for me to otherwise she would tell her..i...made an excuse, lucky me, i think lol)
But i did go music...like always, and started playing the guitar (i dont play much on that) but i whacked that into the song, sounded pretty good
i mean have u ever tried to play the guitar same time as playin the piano....not easy lol
im eating chops now, and lamely ive got nothing else to ponder on about, bit crappy really
have a good day kido's
Monday, 12 January 2009
Your Commen Teenage Kid Being The NonConformist Rebel (for tonight)
Today...was the same as everyday, everyday of this week and last week to be honest,
i guess you could count an exam as being out of the norm, but even that was at the same time as every other exam on every other day.
Why settle for the norm i thought to myself, why should I PERSONALLY bother to be like everyone else, give me one?
you could say, to be normal, not to be weird, but what the hell is normal
can you say a chav is normal, can you say the kid who wears his trousers too high (like literally waayy to high) is normal? you schoolbooy genious is normal? (john...wait...he definetly aint normal lol)
there isnt one..there is no normal, and so i pondered on this little abstract of my mind, which then made me glad to be exactly who i am.
Probably dont know this, but im not English (well..i am, but my parents arent)
My background is arabic, which for a start kicks out of the normal league straight away.
secondly, my sense of humour is usually beyond anything a human normally occurs, i laugh at innapropiate things, whilst not laughing at those things that amuse us all
thirdly (its like a list now lol) i am going to say this, but i do believe i am different to all other people at my school, although there are some out there who i still think are just like me. They have a different mind, a more unique mind, one that isnt bound to the boundaries of the ethical judgements made by others on what to wear, or How to look blah blah
Most teenagers nowadays are ones who i wish wernt there (im not bein sadistic or ote like that, you'll see what i mean lol).
i just mean, why are loads of them so obsessed with certain things, i sometimes wish that kids now were like they were back in the days of Oliver...if people were like those kids, dont ya reckon it twould be minty like an after eight?
but there not, you've got the chavs (argh!), grebs, emo's, goths, mods, ska's, punks and god no's what else
but what are these, chavs are jsut there to get the fattest girl they can find and do her, grebs well....i respect them cuz they just have fun tbh, goths...im not even gnna start, mods and skas..well...i like their fashion but thats about it, punks...again i dont mind there jsut being a bit rebelious and emo's...this is the one that confuses me
emos, i actually like, but not. i like them because i think there some of the nicest people ever, how many emo's do you know that like fights? or violence, there all into that poetry stuff (although pretty damn gorey stuff tho lol) but the one thing, that annoys me, im gnna say in the next paragraph :)
ok. now all these things i just said, are stereotypical labels pinned upon the modern world by us, although i said there stereotypical , there in a way true aswell.. if you said whats an emo, you look for the guy or girl with the long black sleek hair, covering an eye, the black make up and the black clothes with studs blah blah blah
but they irritate because emos are always like "oh we're different to the conformists of today, we're not bound by their social rules" and shizzle, but they ARE NOT...they all look the same, they've done exactly what they didnt want to do, they all follow the same style and same likes and usually the same personalilities.
sorry if im being an absolute penis lol but i like to express my opinion, i dont mean to insult...sometimes i do..agains sorry
but anyway, teenage girls too..
i mean WTF has gone wrong with them, in my sixth form, there are very few girls who i respect because of their decency, there all obsessed with sex, drugs, drinking and all things bad to be honest. whatever happened to the nice girl who does the art and sings the songs? where have all of them gone ( im just going with the idea that its just my school that SUCKS lol)
all i want to see, is a pure, nice girl. there are a few, and when i say a nice pure girl there are loads who dont fit this. Such as your facebook posers lol who literally might aswell shout out im a slag to everyone in their street.
I walk around the almighty Swadlincote hoping that one day ill bump into a girl whos just like me, i guess i could always tell you about me.
before i do, i think i might of insulted quite a few people, which i no i have done but im gnna apologize again, sorry for that, im not saying your bad people or any crap like that im just saying that there arent many who are different...if that kinda makes sense..it doesnt..urgh lol
anyway
me, k,
urrm, im a guy...teenager sorta thing
i like poems, dont read em, but i like em,
i like books (although i take waayy too long to read them lol this one im on now is called faith and fire, been readin it for like...6 months now ..wtf)
I LOVE ANIMALS, no literally, i love em
i actually like being around people whilst
also i like to be alone sometimes
i like someone to cuddle
i like hugs
i sing...loads..i really do like singing, i can express myself so well through it
i love the piano, people have their crack and smack..i have the piano lol
i hope when i do this i dont sound like a vein prick....im not, i dont think i am...i hope im not lol
i really respect decent people..like loads
im starting to like this blog, because i can express myself without the worry of friends looking and going "urrr ur gay cuz u have feelings"..<----fags lol
One thing i cannot stress how much i feel about but the love i would give to my future girl (when she comes lol).
Im a romantic,pffft
Very emotional
i like documentaries
urrm
Im not obsessed with things like sex, and drinking
i love parties
i have a low opinion of chavs lol
(god i reall should stop the list thing, im sure your bored)
i love my friends ( yes i will say it, i love my boy mates and girl mates)
i like a laugh
i like to dress a bit differently, although i do follow fashino very slightly, i like to mix it all up to make my own style lol
I have a problem which involves me sowing up my baggy jeans to make em into fitted jeans lol
I laugh with others when they mock someone, but deep down i regret it and feel sorry for them (cuz im a dick)
And last of all, i dont have to drink to have a good time
i could tell you my dislikes, but i dont wanna bore you, but yeah
god, i sound pretty self obsessed now
urgh
soz bout the whole bantering on lol
but i just wish i could meet someone who would change my life, simply because they think just like me. i just hope when it comes to going uni, i meet more people who shape who i am in the future, and i stay tallking to most of them till i am 145 (lol i wanna live a very long time you see)
but yeah, thats about it really
before i go tho, i have to give a little shout out to steph (you've been mentioned quite a bit in my blogs willy)
who i dont really know all the too well, well i kinda do, ive know you for a while but we havnt exactly been super close friends
but anyway, SHE is one of those people who dont stick to the norm...which is good :) lol
one of the very few people may i add, but yeah, dont ever change steph lol
well...try and grow a little, but thats about it :D
i guess ill just have to hope tomoro is the day that i meet this special person, and that should i do, i dont not talk to her (because i have a habit of doing that)
...btw..steph..not over sarah if you were thinking that lol, shes also one of the out of the normal people im on about :)
good times
anyway, i MUST get back to watching my tv lol and finishing the tolberone which is kinda melting on my sofa right now (this could be a problem)
so yeah, if you did actually read all this...i guess all i can say is thanks
oh another thing to people from school who may just happen to read this one day, im very different out of school compared to being in school, im alot more outgoing..usually and the real me tends to come out a bit more :)
anyway, night everyone
i guess you could count an exam as being out of the norm, but even that was at the same time as every other exam on every other day.
Why settle for the norm i thought to myself, why should I PERSONALLY bother to be like everyone else, give me one?
you could say, to be normal, not to be weird, but what the hell is normal
can you say a chav is normal, can you say the kid who wears his trousers too high (like literally waayy to high) is normal? you schoolbooy genious is normal? (john...wait...he definetly aint normal lol)
there isnt one..there is no normal, and so i pondered on this little abstract of my mind, which then made me glad to be exactly who i am.
Probably dont know this, but im not English (well..i am, but my parents arent)
My background is arabic, which for a start kicks out of the normal league straight away.
secondly, my sense of humour is usually beyond anything a human normally occurs, i laugh at innapropiate things, whilst not laughing at those things that amuse us all
thirdly (its like a list now lol) i am going to say this, but i do believe i am different to all other people at my school, although there are some out there who i still think are just like me. They have a different mind, a more unique mind, one that isnt bound to the boundaries of the ethical judgements made by others on what to wear, or How to look blah blah
Most teenagers nowadays are ones who i wish wernt there (im not bein sadistic or ote like that, you'll see what i mean lol).
i just mean, why are loads of them so obsessed with certain things, i sometimes wish that kids now were like they were back in the days of Oliver...if people were like those kids, dont ya reckon it twould be minty like an after eight?
but there not, you've got the chavs (argh!), grebs, emo's, goths, mods, ska's, punks and god no's what else
but what are these, chavs are jsut there to get the fattest girl they can find and do her, grebs well....i respect them cuz they just have fun tbh, goths...im not even gnna start, mods and skas..well...i like their fashion but thats about it, punks...again i dont mind there jsut being a bit rebelious and emo's...this is the one that confuses me
emos, i actually like, but not. i like them because i think there some of the nicest people ever, how many emo's do you know that like fights? or violence, there all into that poetry stuff (although pretty damn gorey stuff tho lol) but the one thing, that annoys me, im gnna say in the next paragraph :)
ok. now all these things i just said, are stereotypical labels pinned upon the modern world by us, although i said there stereotypical , there in a way true aswell.. if you said whats an emo, you look for the guy or girl with the long black sleek hair, covering an eye, the black make up and the black clothes with studs blah blah blah
but they irritate because emos are always like "oh we're different to the conformists of today, we're not bound by their social rules" and shizzle, but they ARE NOT...they all look the same, they've done exactly what they didnt want to do, they all follow the same style and same likes and usually the same personalilities.
sorry if im being an absolute penis lol but i like to express my opinion, i dont mean to insult...sometimes i do..agains sorry
but anyway, teenage girls too..
i mean WTF has gone wrong with them, in my sixth form, there are very few girls who i respect because of their decency, there all obsessed with sex, drugs, drinking and all things bad to be honest. whatever happened to the nice girl who does the art and sings the songs? where have all of them gone ( im just going with the idea that its just my school that SUCKS lol)
all i want to see, is a pure, nice girl. there are a few, and when i say a nice pure girl there are loads who dont fit this. Such as your facebook posers lol who literally might aswell shout out im a slag to everyone in their street.
I walk around the almighty Swadlincote hoping that one day ill bump into a girl whos just like me, i guess i could always tell you about me.
before i do, i think i might of insulted quite a few people, which i no i have done but im gnna apologize again, sorry for that, im not saying your bad people or any crap like that im just saying that there arent many who are different...if that kinda makes sense..it doesnt..urgh lol
anyway
me, k,
urrm, im a guy...teenager sorta thing
i like poems, dont read em, but i like em,
i like books (although i take waayy too long to read them lol this one im on now is called faith and fire, been readin it for like...6 months now ..wtf)
I LOVE ANIMALS, no literally, i love em
i actually like being around people whilst
also i like to be alone sometimes
i like someone to cuddle
i like hugs
i sing...loads..i really do like singing, i can express myself so well through it
i love the piano, people have their crack and smack..i have the piano lol
i hope when i do this i dont sound like a vein prick....im not, i dont think i am...i hope im not lol
i really respect decent people..like loads
im starting to like this blog, because i can express myself without the worry of friends looking and going "urrr ur gay cuz u have feelings"..<----fags lol
One thing i cannot stress how much i feel about but the love i would give to my future girl (when she comes lol).
Im a romantic,pffft
Very emotional
i like documentaries
urrm
Im not obsessed with things like sex, and drinking
i love parties
i have a low opinion of chavs lol
(god i reall should stop the list thing, im sure your bored)
i love my friends ( yes i will say it, i love my boy mates and girl mates)
i like a laugh
i like to dress a bit differently, although i do follow fashino very slightly, i like to mix it all up to make my own style lol
I have a problem which involves me sowing up my baggy jeans to make em into fitted jeans lol
I laugh with others when they mock someone, but deep down i regret it and feel sorry for them (cuz im a dick)
And last of all, i dont have to drink to have a good time
i could tell you my dislikes, but i dont wanna bore you, but yeah
god, i sound pretty self obsessed now
urgh
soz bout the whole bantering on lol
but i just wish i could meet someone who would change my life, simply because they think just like me. i just hope when it comes to going uni, i meet more people who shape who i am in the future, and i stay tallking to most of them till i am 145 (lol i wanna live a very long time you see)
but yeah, thats about it really
before i go tho, i have to give a little shout out to steph (you've been mentioned quite a bit in my blogs willy)
who i dont really know all the too well, well i kinda do, ive know you for a while but we havnt exactly been super close friends
but anyway, SHE is one of those people who dont stick to the norm...which is good :) lol
one of the very few people may i add, but yeah, dont ever change steph lol
well...try and grow a little, but thats about it :D
i guess ill just have to hope tomoro is the day that i meet this special person, and that should i do, i dont not talk to her (because i have a habit of doing that)
...btw..steph..not over sarah if you were thinking that lol, shes also one of the out of the normal people im on about :)
good times
anyway, i MUST get back to watching my tv lol and finishing the tolberone which is kinda melting on my sofa right now (this could be a problem)
so yeah, if you did actually read all this...i guess all i can say is thanks
oh another thing to people from school who may just happen to read this one day, im very different out of school compared to being in school, im alot more outgoing..usually and the real me tends to come out a bit more :)
anyway, night everyone
Sunday, 11 January 2009
ahh, those women (wonderfull things really)
So ...today, been a few days since i went on this cuz i havnt had the net for a whille (but like cchyyeah)
Im sittin here now, kinda happy, kinda sad....my dad just went back overseas again (he works abroad)
since then ive been revising for my lame ass ICT exam tomoro..not cool man
but then i started listening to a song, the man who cant be moved - the script
and yeah..i like it...loads :)
an i no this may sound all slush puppy ish lol but it made me realise all the things id do for a certain someone
i mean , theres too many things :) id literally buy her flowers everyday, take her out everynight. Sing her a song every morning and literally it wouldnt stop lol (although im sure doin that everyday would be tiring) but yeah, i really would do anything for her ( i just actually have to get her first lol)
which brings me to another point...which was pointed out to me by a friend the other ..i new myself of course, but she just "backed it up" a bit
i am absolutely terrible with women, well...the ones i like..if its just a friendly girl friend of mine, im fine with them, i can have a laugh and everything
but whenever i come across a girl who pretty much makes me smile just because i see her ( yes that does actually happen..but not often, specially nto here in Swad!) i find it realllllly hard to talk to em. and i no why...i think
its cuz im trying not to "embaress" myself or make me look bad in anyway, but i wish that part of me would just GO AWAY cuz it isnt half annoying, i mean how can i possibly get her if i stay like this....urgh..lol
but yeah, thats kinda why im never good at these things, the other im sitting next to her..i dont say barely a word to her, but i speak loads to everyone else (wht the hell is with that)
so tomoro, i think ill have to change my persona, i MUST change it actually lol (man i really should be doing my revision right now)
annnyyywaay...uurrrm....ok..im gnna carry on with this women thing lol cuz i dont have much to say tonight
ok...urrm, chyea that girl i was on about
now im sure loads of you ( well...i hope loads of you) have met someone who you literally wouldnt mind being trapped in a box with..or anywhere to be honest
i mean there have been loads of times where im sitting there and i wouldnt mind someone to cuddle, if you get me? i really dont get it when people say "oh i love being single" i think its the worst thing in the world..it really is hell lol id much rather have someone then be single
and did you no inkjet printers are realllly good for printing your photographs etc compared to laser printers ( blame my ict book....pfft)
tommorow, before my (omfg gay no one likes you stupid) exam i might just possibly have to dodder along to the McRandy music block and blast out some tuneage....on the piano lol
but before that, im going to have to finish this really, and also point out that no one likes steph because....she looks like a wooden door frame...if thats possible lol
also lucy pinder should NOT of been voted off big brother cuz she is like awesome (and quite clever tbh, i always thought those kinda models were pretty dumb lol)
oh another thing, which you people HAVE TO DO sometime soon
i was sitting cleanin my room today (as ya do ...?) and i discovered loooaoaoaoaooadds of things from when i was a kid..like some pokemon marbles -yes pokemon lol- but god they did look pretty dazzly. I also found my yearbook, in which i had blonde hair...which looked like straw lol but good thing its gone now, and loadsa other things
so you lot need to do that and just see what ya find, i ended up sitting there for hours reading my leavers book (which had some pretty nice things in :) )
for now, i shall...urrm...(cool word..think...hmm..ah!) potato roll outta here
Im sittin here now, kinda happy, kinda sad....my dad just went back overseas again (he works abroad)
since then ive been revising for my lame ass ICT exam tomoro..not cool man
but then i started listening to a song, the man who cant be moved - the script
and yeah..i like it...loads :)
an i no this may sound all slush puppy ish lol but it made me realise all the things id do for a certain someone
i mean , theres too many things :) id literally buy her flowers everyday, take her out everynight. Sing her a song every morning and literally it wouldnt stop lol (although im sure doin that everyday would be tiring) but yeah, i really would do anything for her ( i just actually have to get her first lol)
which brings me to another point...which was pointed out to me by a friend the other ..i new myself of course, but she just "backed it up" a bit
i am absolutely terrible with women, well...the ones i like..if its just a friendly girl friend of mine, im fine with them, i can have a laugh and everything
but whenever i come across a girl who pretty much makes me smile just because i see her ( yes that does actually happen..but not often, specially nto here in Swad!) i find it realllllly hard to talk to em. and i no why...i think
its cuz im trying not to "embaress" myself or make me look bad in anyway, but i wish that part of me would just GO AWAY cuz it isnt half annoying, i mean how can i possibly get her if i stay like this....urgh..lol
but yeah, thats kinda why im never good at these things, the other im sitting next to her..i dont say barely a word to her, but i speak loads to everyone else (wht the hell is with that)
so tomoro, i think ill have to change my persona, i MUST change it actually lol (man i really should be doing my revision right now)
annnyyywaay...uurrrm....ok..im gnna carry on with this women thing lol cuz i dont have much to say tonight
ok...urrm, chyea that girl i was on about
now im sure loads of you ( well...i hope loads of you) have met someone who you literally wouldnt mind being trapped in a box with..or anywhere to be honest
i mean there have been loads of times where im sitting there and i wouldnt mind someone to cuddle, if you get me? i really dont get it when people say "oh i love being single" i think its the worst thing in the world..it really is hell lol id much rather have someone then be single
and did you no inkjet printers are realllly good for printing your photographs etc compared to laser printers ( blame my ict book....pfft)
tommorow, before my (omfg gay no one likes you stupid) exam i might just possibly have to dodder along to the McRandy music block and blast out some tuneage....on the piano lol
but before that, im going to have to finish this really, and also point out that no one likes steph because....she looks like a wooden door frame...if thats possible lol
also lucy pinder should NOT of been voted off big brother cuz she is like awesome (and quite clever tbh, i always thought those kinda models were pretty dumb lol)
oh another thing, which you people HAVE TO DO sometime soon
i was sitting cleanin my room today (as ya do ...?) and i discovered loooaoaoaoaooadds of things from when i was a kid..like some pokemon marbles -yes pokemon lol- but god they did look pretty dazzly. I also found my yearbook, in which i had blonde hair...which looked like straw lol but good thing its gone now, and loadsa other things
so you lot need to do that and just see what ya find, i ended up sitting there for hours reading my leavers book (which had some pretty nice things in :) )
for now, i shall...urrm...(cool word..think...hmm..ah!) potato roll outta here
Tuesday, 6 January 2009
Cake,Piano's and the quick sesh with Hollyoaks
Yeah ok.....i LOVE hollyoaks...its amazing, and i know that moooosst people would rather stab themselves with an "eraser" (oh god not the american version) but i dont get why...id much prefer to eat the rubber, sure it twould be better
Today was again one of those perculiar days where you smile for no apparent reason, apart from you hear a quick witty chemistry teacher (MR STOKES WOO!!!) awesomefy your day by telling you the most GREATEST stories of his life like ever
...heres one
His friend went carp fishing (btw our teacher has an obsession with this stuff...and planes....and german war tanks...infact...quite alot of odd rodger things)
and while he was having a tinky on the toilet ..(a crap lol) he kept the door slightly open so he could watch his kids, then his little kido baby geezer crawled out the car (dont ask how, or how he didnt fall to his death either from the killer 1 foot drop lol) but someone also managed to put his hand on the doorframe on the car...then
(i mean wtf now!) the kids bro got pushed into the door which slammed shut and cut off this little ones finger....like literally wabang and its gone. So the dad had to get up halfway through his ahhem, pull up his trousers and rush to the car throw all his fishing drizzly out and then rush off to a hospital which was 30 minutes away anyway
then he got there and the docters told him that he didnt have to worry because the finger will just grow back cuz the baby was like 6 months old (still how did it get out the car lol)
annywa...just watchin hollyoaks now(well...ok it just finished)
and thats nuff bout that
OH YAH i made yet another song today on the piano...sooooooooo much better then the one from yesterday, i mean this one was just....groovy lol
i would put it on here, but....im a bit of a virgin (weyhey) to this so i dont have a clue how :)
anyway....i could say the good old cheesy Peece OUT PLAYERS
but just you for you ravers who rave all the time...no..i mean like you even rave when eating cereal (god that must be difficult dont ya think?)
ill just say
FOSHIZZLE MY GRIZLY BEARS :D
Today was again one of those perculiar days where you smile for no apparent reason, apart from you hear a quick witty chemistry teacher (MR STOKES WOO!!!) awesomefy your day by telling you the most GREATEST stories of his life like ever
...heres one
His friend went carp fishing (btw our teacher has an obsession with this stuff...and planes....and german war tanks...infact...quite alot of odd rodger things)
and while he was having a tinky on the toilet ..(a crap lol) he kept the door slightly open so he could watch his kids, then his little kido baby geezer crawled out the car (dont ask how, or how he didnt fall to his death either from the killer 1 foot drop lol) but someone also managed to put his hand on the doorframe on the car...then
(i mean wtf now!) the kids bro got pushed into the door which slammed shut and cut off this little ones finger....like literally wabang and its gone. So the dad had to get up halfway through his ahhem, pull up his trousers and rush to the car throw all his fishing drizzly out and then rush off to a hospital which was 30 minutes away anyway
then he got there and the docters told him that he didnt have to worry because the finger will just grow back cuz the baby was like 6 months old (still how did it get out the car lol)
annywa...just watchin hollyoaks now(well...ok it just finished)
and thats nuff bout that
OH YAH i made yet another song today on the piano...sooooooooo much better then the one from yesterday, i mean this one was just....groovy lol
i would put it on here, but....im a bit of a virgin (weyhey) to this so i dont have a clue how :)
anyway....i could say the good old cheesy Peece OUT PLAYERS
but just you for you ravers who rave all the time...no..i mean like you even rave when eating cereal (god that must be difficult dont ya think?)
ill just say
FOSHIZZLE MY GRIZLY BEARS :D
Monday, 5 January 2009
A New Kid On The Block... ...just play it cool >_>
Sooooo...yeah...a blog..hmmm..well this is a first (big one).
I guess...i shall tell you how awesome my day was ( i think it was awesome, not actually sure)
Kay <--lawrences mum
i woke up, was like whooooooaaaaa dudafils its snowing..so...like every other normal person i went outside in my awesomely navy dressing gown....chilled with the rabbit..and fed him
..then i go inside and im cold (i mean, what the hell cold! inside! argh!)
Anyway, today was the lamest most ultra supra lame fagalicious day of my life (ok, bit far). School...well, 6th form had just started again, for those of you who dont know what that is (yes there are people out there lol) its the homeground of the hardcore mcdavy KFC goers who drink waaayy to much hot chocolate and are suddenyl going blind (seriously tho, so many people have started wearin glasses?)
But yeah, getting through the day wasnt too bad, saw all those radger badgers again. And a certain someone (steph...stop reading my blog lol)....i wasnt on about steph being the someone, but steph knows who that someone is..dont you steph ;)
First..was the most vile of vile biology's, in which we did (guess what) biology work...joy
Second, the most awesome....Physics, wait, no..what did i have second..i forgot OH YEAH biology was second..i had a free first- yey!
The rest of the school day was the same..lame class..lame lessons..not so lame break time with the thing i refer to as my pleasurer....no..not that kind....pfft lol i was on about the awesome that is crunchy nut (omg!!!!)
its..good, we'll leave it at that kido
The free, ah i have alot to say for that :)
I made some shizzly music on the pianno in that righteuos hour i had (in which during this period the teacher walked in and did NOT look happy...but my stunningly handsome handbag -joke- scared her away).
I mean normally I go on a piano and jus tplay the same thing over and over again, its not my fault, i just like it, but today i made a new song which full on jiggles my jingly bells ( i dont have any i lied), felt rather happy after that. I even sang in it...i dont normally sing in em, but i had to this time (i love singing...its even better then a flying beaver)
One day ill Make it in music..one day, could be today ...well..ok..maaaybe not but hey
urrm, what to say..well, im in my room sitting, talking to steph actually (who because of her im doing this ting) and listening to metro station <--yes mate!
i reckon i've ran out of thigns to say but im sure my straightened hair under a abnormaly colourful wooly beanie HEAD will think of something for tomoro, OH YEAH...i walked today home...and slipped on some ice, i thought it was relevant to tell you (ice is nasty pasty man )...then i tried to make footprints but failed miserably because the damn ice was like "yer yer wha!" and simply would not listen to me..i dont like ice, but snow..i do, i must say
The title, dont know why i called it that, but i think....ill name my song that, its kinda...good (i think so shhh)
omg sarah (yes steph...i know :) )
Ok, well, i think i have alot more to say (god i do say alot don i)
Right, theres a geezer....well...a girl at our 6th form called Sarah, now i have this thing with women..im rather picky..as in really picky , like a pickle jar really -aannnyyway- I've decided i MUST try and get her
i could go into details...decided not to, bcecause my legs are getting really warm from the laptop so yyyyyaaa no
urgh, well, i have some food to look forward to now and another fantabio day at school (sarcasm, it make me cringle)
So ill see you homies (i didnt say that did i?) later
Laters :D
(OH YEAH btw that person up top is meeeeee...i thought id put it there, incase you might happen to someone no who i am you can rant away and be like "omgomgomg i saw waz" ill be like......woo!)
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