A Sofa, A Gay Week, Music, Whats Next? This...

Sooooooooooooo

hi >_<

do people actually read this? if you do, thanks, cuz like, otherwise im completly wasting my time :(

anyway

nuff said
this week...and last....AND the week before i think.....no not that far back, okokok just recently then
my life, has managed to somehow hit the most dirtiest tramphole ever!

you know how norrrmmmaallyyy these things would be cheery, or i just simply talk about a looad of shi* which no one cares about lol

well, ill do that for now, but then im gnna be a depressing little bugger and bore all of you ,unless course your not bored....then i guess....i should say thanks? (again)

ok...so...monday (im just gnna tell you about this week, cant remember much else)

i had my first gig with my new band (Palisade), normally im tend to find something in a shop and literally cruise onto it and just start playin, not really bein bothered by what people think. But this time it was different, i was well scared and like uber duper nervous :/, so yeah, it was at the William Allet school, and it was part of our rock school thing i go to, its just where bands go to practice and get advice and shizzle tbh. So i got up on stage with my geezer Tom (other band member)
we're an acoustic/Indie/Rock band lol
as i walked up there, all i heard were random friends giving it the good ol' "woo" "YEAH!" lol

which was actually well reasurring :), then they all came to the stage like...infront of us directly
which was more like "omg argh!"

god the worst bit was i had to sing infront of an actual audience......just to let you know, ive never sang like that before....which was really worrying cuz i wasnt even sure they'd like my singing ( NO ITS NOT SCREAMO lol dont worry)

but yeah, so whilst i stood there completly sweating a bucket load (no...seriously) and dying of heat...we started playing..and i, being th emost supreme ultimately rimmed person EVER!


.....managed to forget every word lol, for 2 SONGS!...omg TWO!, how the hell (no think positive... "heaven") did i manage that?

but no one noticed, cuz the only thing im good at is making up words like on the spot :)
so i was savved (hey, i did remember the chorus tho)

but yeah...there were some cock ups, barely noticeable though, and there was an issue with my guitar bein a bit quiet and the mic etc blah blah
BUT OVERALL i enjoyed it
....the people there also seemed to enjoy us, so thats always a plus ^^
that was monday pretty much

oh and ive managed to forget my lyrics book there...so now i have to go and FIND IT sometime :(

tuesday..was a crap day tbh, nothing happened
today?
well it was pretty good
we went foremark resevoir, whcih you wernt spose to swim in...but we did :)
water was as manky as a pancake which was used for toilet paper lol (eww..)

im tired right now from that...and it makes you feel all ewwy

also..im almost dyed

we were playin a game....in which on my go the ball managed to end up pretty far out, so i had to swim off to get it...but the current started pullin the ball further and further and i was gettin tired
....i mean really tired
everytime i got near the ball i had to stop because i couldnt go no more, and then i had to turn back...i even had to shout my friends to help me out a bit
i think i might of been able to make it back..but they did help me back ( im a really weak swimmer, i can swim...im just not fast or anything)

so that was a good old experience :|
And now here i am ....so yeah, thats my week done for yaz

now do you people really wanna hear my depressin part of all this?
it IS about my relationship..


if you realllyyy wanna know
then read, but if not
go do something more interesting please :)

anyway

alright....Sophie (turns out she doesnt like me callin her Soph....so its Sophie from now ^^)

anyway
we've hit a bit of a rough road now in our relationship
(im totally hating every moment of it :/ )

whats happened, i aint gnna go into much detail, well..ill try anyway
shes told me, that theres alot fo things goin on at the mo, so she wants a break (this was 2 weeks ago btw)
so at the mo we're on a break (which sucks!)
i wanna help her, but she doesnt seem to want it :(

not long ago i found out that I WAS one of the things thats been upsettin her :/ not the sort of thing you wanna hear really...

whats up is that, i dont talk, like talk talk to her ,you know what i mean
i dont wanna explain why, only she knows that, but its just gettin to her now
i mean ive started talkin to her more, but its still nothing (when i say talk, i mean like...personal talk )

i dont know barely anything about HER and she doesnt about me....proof of the problem
so to put things short cuz i dont really wanna share all this, but i dont have anyone to talk to at the mo...so ya no..

but, im the problem, so its up to me to fix it, ive told her i would and what not, but wether or not we carry on...well, ive left that to be up to her
just to let you lot know, those of you who ACTUALLY know me, like at school etc

its why ive been so depressed lately, and not my normal self, this whole issues been really gettin me down
no matter what happens, or how fun it is, the point is im not with her at the mo, f*****g kills me ;(
i still love her, and i wanna make this last like forever...no i really do, but i dont think its the same on her side

if i lose her..
i just, -sigh-

im gnna go before this all gets emo (no im not emo), god i miss her loads :(


sorry everyone, just ignore all this
byeeee enjoy the rest of ya day :)

"We're So Rimmed 'Cuz I'z Gots Mini Eggs" ^^

So, like...hello again?

today in the mornin i decided to quite quickly and decisevly miss my biology lesson (it was accidental though) for a driving lesson....i like driving lol its well good :D

then i went rock school later on, and me and tom.. we got our party sausages out and had a reet rave dave!

hence the name, its in our song lol

which we dont actually have a name for, so at the mo its just "song 2", honestly how badass can you get?

Everyones, been download as im sure all you HARDCORE ROCKERS!!!! YEAHH! out there know lol

over the weekend i mean.

but yeah, so this meant NO ONE was out over the weekend, which was gay, and sucky, and even gayer.
So we went out ashby clubbin, which was rather gravy if u ask me :)

urrm, sunday involved me going to work
and do you know what i did?
DO YOU
i sat there, for an entire hour before they told me they didnt think my learners were turning up, so i got to do one and still got paid for my 2 hours work (im a snowboard instructor) but OMG 1 hour of literally just sitting there is soooo borrrinnggg


but yeah, hmph, i have a decent week comin up tho, watchin drag me to hell on wednesday, and my weekend is made up of two parties :D


anyway shaven beards, i am soooo goin off, cuz im tired, and i have 6th gay (form) tomoro....urgh

BYE EVERYONE


I LOVE YOU SOPHIE! (what? is a guy not allowed to do that lol? pfft)

Sophie Wears Gimp Outfits (Those Leggins..You Know ^_^ )

Alright Pal <----Bean...he KNOWS how to talk the talk...but his walk, not so much ok, so its been a hell of a long time...like an omg omgomg long time but lets do this my queer cowboys (oh lovely) firstly, ill talk about things that have happened in one random ass order cuz things will just tend to pop up in my head while im typing So urrm, ive been with my girlfriend (sophalicious) for 3 months now...today and these 3 months, probably most likely equal the apst 17 years (minus those 3 months) of my life ^_^ honestly ive never been so happy lol anyyywaayy (love you gayface) urrm ive been ragin the parties, good times, like 2 days ago we went to some complete random girls party, i wern't invited, neither were most of us lol but if we didnt show up, she would of like only had 6 people there (bad times) but cuz we did, we made it better :) <--how nice of us, i also so totally robbed a load of cans 'cuz we were goin daves after....and he had nothing lol saw bolt for the first time ever too, and i was like the only friggin one out of the lot of us who was watchin it ( i was so totally banana's into it) the dog is rimmed honestly...why isnt my rabbit like that? then the day after, went to ANOTHER PARTY....which was soooooo mucchh better me and soph arrived fashionably late (2 hours lol) but its fine...cuz we were like dancing and raving and she kept grabbin my .....................hand lol but yeah, lots of drunk people lots of dancing music happy people and then as you do everyone starts leavin and people go all .....memememeheheheheh soppy much lol but being me, i was happy (mainly cuz soph was there ^^) that was in the past two days, so ill mention what happened like.....in the last 3 months (its all i remember tbh ) since i was with soph, i started playin guitar...which is completely her fault cuz her house is like, raped with guitars everywhere i mean EVERYWHERE! (like an indian...in india :) ) so yeah, im gettin better at it and im hopin to play at some gigs soon.....hoping big time . Ive also finally taken music again at 6th form, which is like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo (my mums also just brought me some egg to eat....yummmmmiez) urrm...urrrm... i have one exam left (did i mention exams are soooog gay and lame and lame and more lame) btu theres only 1 left, chemistry...ew what else..urrm...sorry im like really distracted nwo cuz i have food, and i wanna eat it so ill finish by talking about my gf, which annoys everyone at 6th form cuz i dont stop doing it lol ok well....she is mint beautiful hot amazing gorgeous ......even more gorgeous .........jsut plain arghhh! like a friggin goddess (please dont read this while im on lol) <--soph and shes like reallllyy honest...seriously she just doesnt like....i envy much?! and shes smaller then me..good times, and has really soft skin, and hair...and really cute eyes and an amazin face, she probablys doesnt know but ive watched her fall asleep before^_^ (so would you if she was your gf) she always seems to like...lower herself, put herself down tho, but she shouldnt cuz she is just the best thing EVER!....and shes mine lol <--sorry had to point that out she also looks sooo odamn cute when shes like....just staring at somit, or just sittin ther :) god i love her way too much, this is way to ranty and completly un-organised oh her rooms usually a tip (i am NOT ONE to talk lol) but her bed is the shiz...theres like pillows EVERYWHERE![ shes also learnin the guitar, she even made me a song (which was weird cuz i was making her one at the same time) YES WE DO THAT GAY ROMANTICE THING lol, i told someone i sang my song to her and they were eww ewewewe i was more like....just plain cool! she has a mint fashion sense, i l ove the way she dresses sometimes (she literally makes anything and everything look good) and im perfectly sure you dont actually give a crap about all this lol so im gnna go now before i splurt out a whole load more about her but tbh i havnt ever felt like this about anyone before (and i dont htink she knows but shes like...the only person whos made me cry.......yes i cried but shhh..just the once) that was bad times but its all gravy good times now anywayyyayaya BYE EVERYONE,....and those other people i wanna eat my food nwo laters p.s why have dark chocolate, when you can have black chocolate? :D

Ice Cold Like "Chris Swaddle" <---who the f***? This Guys Got MOVES!

So poeeellplplplplplp and the pope

Its been a while hasnt it you big ass KFCS!
ok
recentyl, i dont have like any major stories to tell you (apart from one)
which is weird of me, i normally have a shiz load of shindigs that i can banter the daylights to you about.

Man this thing feels ancient its been wayyyyy tooo long lol

ANYWAY
ok

i no i may not of told you, but me and emma split (like a banana)
wasnt really working


BUT THATS OLD NEWS

im literally gonna base this entire post on one thing, which is that shindigger Sophie BABY! woo <---shes totally ice cold


tiz me new misses, who im alot...better with methinks
shes smaller then me ...and she has this weird thing where she'll try and make me spin when we dance...and epically fail cuz im taller lol



if you read this, IM NOT THE TWISTEE, you ARE! ^_^

bin with ther since the 7th March 11Pm-ish <---she asked me

ME? I WAS ASKED??? best day every much much ?


but yeah, ok

im gnna full on abuse the complimenting now lol
she is the most honest bees knees you'l ever meet, she literally cannot lie

which is good, cuz if she ever steals my frosties...i will know >_>
urrm, shes actualyl rather surprisingly (actually not surprisingly) really really reallllllllyyy nicee
and shes a big gay cuz if i dont see her for one day( ONE BLOODY DAY) i literally go all moody lol
-cuz i miss her- :(
im not really able to say nice things about her

simply cuz it would take wayyyy tooo lonng, and im going to be cliche and say shes too good for words lol

BUT IF YOU MUST, just listen to Must Of Done Something Right - Relient K
that pretty much is exactly how i feel about her ^_^


anyway


im going cuz im totally not in a blogging mood, just thought id say something since its been a while





did you know?

that I
love



"someone" <---------woo!

New York Dollar Hollar.....Or Perhaps We'll Just Stick With The Baeguls

OH CHYEAH!

"waz, why havnt you posted a new blog in a while?"

ive been new yorking baby!

so yeah, remember that awesome weekend i mentioned...well...i just got back from new york today, which meant i couldnt do any more posts

...but now i can:)

so ok, we'll start with the cinema

cinema with me reece,emma :) and elisha
it was pretty good times, we watched
....crap.....what did we watch
OH YEAH, bride wars (cuz we are very manly people.....cant ya tell)
it was actually qutie dandy, a chick flick, that i liked...thats twice now ( i swear if i start liking more chick flicks, im gnna get concerned lol)
So yeah, after cinema we just went home and so yeah

Next day loz's party, this party was sooooooooooo aweeeesssommmeee, i mean it was like

WHOA, people were drunk, people were sick, people were having a GOOD TIMEZ
it was awesome, emma was there with demi (yey emma)
things happened that night, which pip knows about very well and so do a few others
but im not mentioning here bcause it would take me a long time lol
lets just say someone i liked got away, so i chased them all around my area trying to find them, :)
The next day was sunday, the day of the rave to new york dollar hollar.

ok so it mainly consisted of just walking ound looking at the shops and buying things taking pictures and speaking proper english to the americans lol

i mean if u ever get the chance to, please just do it, whack on an accent and talk to em

there were these guys on the streets who always said "hey guys u wnna come to the comey show tonight"
but it gets funnier when they mention "we have many lines of cocaine for you guys"
or the good old "well you look like a pothead" <---aimed at me lol
i even had one which said "so where u from? hmm nice, man are you a pornstar, you look like a pornstart"

one of my friends heard the "hey do u like japanese opera?" "no" "good neither do i, that was a joke come to the comedy show"

lol god they were funny
we went like everywhere, all the landmarks, seen em, even watched a basketball game and fat man -not so ice cream- scoop was there rapping away live lol
he...is really bad, like really really bad, if u pressed DJ on your school keyboard you could make a better rap lol he literally just said "huh!" all the time

what else...hmmmmm
i cant think, urrm, what else, oh yeah we went ice skating too, which was awesome

a right ruddy hoot!
we went with someone called Phillip
which was soo lucky cuz Phil lol (yes you!) has evolved to have many different moods all the time
the most fearsome is the Angry Phil!, this is like super super worrying, hes got the Concerned Phil look, even the rare Horny Phil lol
it seriously was wayyyy too funny

Dave aswell, was a complete radger,
At one point he was at the elevators, and some big beefy proper suited up buisness men got in, well they were bout to i mean, then when they pushed the button he started going
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,BOYS AND GIRLS! LETS PLAY ...ELEVATORRRRRR ROULLLEEEETTTTE!!!" lol like full on gameshow infront of the randomers
funniest thing was that he actually carried it on for like 5 minutes, going which elevator will urs be? is it this one? NOOOOOO its THISSS ONE!!! CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON....an empty room ? lol god the best bit is that through this entire ordeal their faces remained still and not one smirk or anything, just complete blank faces hahah lol

ohhh man lol

anyway, i managed to spennnnd alllll myyy money and i had only $8 for the last day (each bit of food is like $4)

so i got screwed on the last day lol urrm what else

im sittin here now with a bunch of new clothes and the good old I LOVE NY Tee's

anyway i must go now and watch SKINNS!

i no this post wasnt very detailed, im sure ill put some more some time in the future, i just cba right now, its very hot in this room and im rather hungry

lllatttterrrr battterss! :)

Why Must The Raindrops Never Float My Boat...Just Because ITS NOT THERE, It Should Still Float...I Hate You Moses' Magical Stick!

This weekend, is going to be one of those weekends, where you think

Damn

never should of left the bear at home, he would of enjoyed this (i feel bullied)

anyway, today, went to my lammme Duke Of Edinborough Training sesh, which was unbelieveable....interestingly useful but at the same time DREADFULLY boring

althought the guy we had, sooooo totally looked like Ned Flanders <----yeahh man

which was like...the motivational speech BOshakbadman Obama gave....his inoguration was pretty damn awesome


...i wish i had a crowd like that...every day i came to school lol

that...would be good "cool shades are on!"

anyway, so yeah, my weekend baby!
Tomoro, i have a party to go to (Katies)
which lawrence repeatedly states is actually just a Social Gathering lol, but we all know it isnt, cuz we'll arrive and for some unknown perculiar quite extraordinarily out of the norm reason.....everyone...will be naked :)

So that day will be awesome, then the next day, oh wait no crap, in the mornin of that day cuz the party is in the night
Im going snowboarding at the snowdome with Steve and Ben...ben ow's me bigtime for this cuz i dont honestly have no reason to go, cuz its not ramp and rails, just simply the small slope with nothing on...which sucks

but i thought id go and pay £27 of my special dollar hollars just so i can help ben out (cuz im a badass snowboarder lol ), seemin as he's going Italy in like a month


So i thought that was rather...nice of me (well I THINK so anyway)

then on sunday...what am i doing then, oh yeah, im going gym in burton to JJB seeming as its free...and i wouldnt mind getting all HOWAH! for a while

what else...oh yeah...lawrence has a party too on saturday in the coming week, which is also going to be AWESOME beacuse Kay is not there......and so its the house just to him...and women

i must yey..im sorry, but i must


yey!
AND THEN

THE DAY AFTER...OMG

NEW YORK I CANNOT WAIT SOMEONE LICK ME

dont lick me, i doubt id appreciate it lol


today, my friend walked into my toilet and was like "OMG...WAZ...YOUR TOILET HAS CHANGED!?"

it was lawrence, lol

and he goes wow it has ana awesome shower.


so i locked him into the cubicle

and turned on the steam room...he was still dressed...of course

me and reece...we lol'd, as loz slowly got sweaty...then he started undressing (cuz he's a radger )
bad times, we let him out because it is somethign to see a sweaty guy, but when hes half naked

that...is different lol

John was getting all excited about it...even though he wasnt there :D

anyway players who are always stealing my ho's...how dare you!
im going now, cuz ive got guests to entertain :)

laters everyone...and remember, dont drink when going wild bear hunting...they may smell the alchohol

and slap the black off your ass!

I Want You To Go Right Up Close, Look Into Her Eyes, And Tell Her....Just How Much You...Hate Her

okokok, i just like finished that uber long post
but i have to say some more angry stuff now
i just read some random guys blog who literally puts women into the sadistic perspective that i have always had and now realised to be true

ok

now then, in our lovely world of complete and utter contrary to the fictatious garbage that is ...the movies

we have women, now, in your good ol' movie the guy is usually, dashing, smart, streetwise, father type, gentlemen who is pretty much your absolute dream guy nice guy sorta thing
you would think, that girls "dig" this kinda guy, that they like him, they want him and they bloody hell adore him...i mean, it IS this kidna guy who usually gets the "awwwwww"'s, but if you ever watch, never the "oooooo"'s
Which then brings me to another point, you also get the guys, who are pricks...absolute dickswabbers, who literally bully everyone, pick on everyone (same thing i know), spit, piss, and f*** wherever they please, with whomever they please. These guys literally dont give a shit about you, they humiliate you infront of others, they abuse you to "show off" and they pretty much use you for one thing only; you know what.

You'd think to yourself, im asking if your a girl, that you would go for the first guy, the nice guy, the guy, who would make any women the happiest in the lifetime....or would you?
I know this sounds really similiar to the other guys blog (steph you know who), but i completly understand his point so just make sure you know these are my words here.
Almost every girl i have ever met, every single damned one of em, has never gone for the first guy (ok...maybe like 1 out of 100) they all say "ohhh i want my guy, to be charming to me", then they go and end up having a threesome with a drunken high school dropout...what the hell is wrong with the world?
I mean ive seen this breed of monotone guy, who has only one goal in life
His misses, believes and keeps fluctuating through her mind that he is decent and will provide her with care and love which all men should bestow upon their women. but does he? you could say yes, you could say he treats her right.....when he's there that is
I've witnessed on countless occasions the texts being recieved only to get a vocal reply of "oh its that f****** bitch texting me again"
Or the good old "yeah i love my girlfriend" whilst he sits caressing a drunken girl in a party
...great guy....i must say
yet why does she stay with him? why on earth would any human want to encumber her being with such a devastingly provocative man.
Some say its the whole, sense of adventure one gets from the guys aura...sense of adventure? where...to your bed?
you might aswell have a overlysized for sale sign hinged onto your shoulder with the small print stating "buy me a drink and im yours you arsehole!" cuz i mean you cant deny it, you've all done it, gone with the guy who you know is no good for you, yet you still ponder on the brink of a pathetic excuse of an idea that he may just bring some miniscule amount of unneeded municiple joy
I know i may seem a little mellowdramatic here, but hey, truth is truth does is it not?
before i carry on completly belittling the entire female race (my bad), i have to point out that not every girl is like this excuse of a women, some realised they do it and try to stop, others dont do it at all (woo go you!!!!) some respect this idea, yet still pursue it just for the temporary happiness it may bring. Im not having a go at any of you, i want you to understand this, i am despising those who go out in their short skirts to the nearest pub and get completly drunk so to shag the nearest guy next to them.argh! i cant stand them!
anyway..happy face :) (im actually quite hapyp whilst doing this...why am i doing this anyway..hmm)
so yeah, from all this experience ive gotten, guys, dont be nice, dont be a gentlemen, dont try and buy ur hope to be girl flowers and write her a song, then go on stage at a stadium and sing it out loud, consuming yourself with utter embarasment, cuz she wont give a damn, shes probably going to pay more attention if you had a nice warm shit in her dress then wore it claiming it could do with a wash. (that would be funny...of course..id rather someone else do it, not me :) )
but instead, be a jockey stlye jerk, dont buy her flowers, buy her some cd's full of porn, that'll excite her plenty, then why write a meaningful song, when you can give her that mixtape your once past actually decent girlfriend made you, and then everytime her voice is heard, just cough loudly, yeah, that'l do the trick to bed this one. Best of all, go out with your mates, hell, take her with you, then ditch her in the corner and go make otu with the bare dressed, makeup bathed slut at the bar, dont worry, she wont mind, she still loves you you arsehole
but hey, what can we do, it's the world we live in, your Twilight guy doesn't exist here, your Mr Darcy isn't waiting round the corner for the traditional bump into one another, where the books fall and you indulge your body maadddly with love spontanously.
All we can do, is hope that that 1% dont ever leave, that they dont ever change, and that they find us, somehow, somewhere, because heck i dont wanan be around when its a 100% slag society outhere ^_^

before i go (god this was one quite vividly aggresive post wernt it, sorry ), i have to say that its not just women, cuz there are guys too, this is for those 1% of girls out there who are the decent ones, i truly respect your kind, who try and bestow happiness onto their loved ones, but never get anything back.

Its not just 99% women fags, its also 99% men fags

....great world or what hey? you've even got guys like me bitching about them...man....talk about community or what


anyway

should that other guy ever read this, i hope he agrees with me lol, cuz i totally agree with what he said (sorry about the Mr Darcy, i think i may of robbed him from you)

cya later aligator (in a while crocodile ) <----weyhey